Cryptozoology in the Bible pwns Evolution

[TagliatelliMonster]

Following is a list of animals found in the Bible:

1. fowled bat
2. behemoth
3. leviathan
4. four-legged grasshopper
5. satyr
6. unicorn
7. dragon
8. straw-eating lions
9. whalefish
10. cud-chewing hare
11. coney

I contend that these animals are problematic for evolutionists.

No mention of Centaurs, Gryphons or Gremlins.
Clearly, the bible is not accurate.


EDIT: trolled again by necromancy

 

[PsychoSarah]