Zombie attack, fool. Bam.

[Sketcher]

All I need is a bow and some arrows and I can take 'em all down!
There will be no eatin' my brains tonight, no sir!

Cue Fred Bear . . .

 

[Riddik7]

oh right...hmm this post made me take another gander at the second picture of yours...I do not understand it but no long geeky explanation is needed. It looks like a massive skate boarding ramp...I bet thats what it is...yup. I am sure of it. Skate boarding ramps won't help you during a zombie attack there Riddik

in that case i'll make it as simple and as quick as possible and pray Ben doesnt find out or he'll kill me for not giving it the proper respectful hour long explanation it deserves....

It's a Halo Ring world. A weapon designed to destroy the flood, which is essentially in a quick improper explanation a galactic zombie apocalypse...

 

[SweetDee]

Personal memorabilia would be kind of pointless. I'd bring a Bible for the same reason I'd bring Tylenol, only for a spiritual purpose rather than a physical one.

Here's my list:

1. Medical supplies (which for me includes diabetic supplies)
2. Change of clothes
3. Dried fruits and meat, nuts, hardtack
4. About a half a gallon of water and a water filter
5. Heavy-duty gloves and a welding mask (to avoid contact with infected tissue

And that's it.



I'd carry a pistol with plenty of ammunition, and a long crowbar as a melee weapon in any case. If they're they're the sort of zombies that can be killed by damaging the brain, I'd bring my semi-auto .22 rifle. If not, I'd bring my 12-gauge and turkey shot rounds.

Oh, and if I could get to a hardware store I'd spend a day or so making a chain mail shirt.

*cringes at the words infected tissue*

Bleck. Why can't zombies be better hygiened? You have to admit they give themselves away with their face and such all covered in blood and guts. If they would just take the time and clean themselves up a bit they would be able to fool the other non-zombie like folk walking about.

 

[SweetDee]

in that case i'll make it as simple and as quick as possible and pray Ben doesnt find out or he'll kill me for not giving it the proper respectful hour long explanation it deserves....

It's a Halo Ring world. A weapon designed to destroy the flood, which is essentially in a quick improper explanation a galactic zombie apocalypse...

Ohhhhhhh riiiiiight. Halo Ring World weapon thingy was my next guess.

Hey galactic zombie apocalypse has a fancy ring to it. Almost sounds lovely until you really think about it. I think it's the word galactic that does it. I must study this more

 

[kevlite2020]

*cringes at the words infected tissue*

Bleck. Why can't zombies be better hygiened? You have to admit they give themselves away with their face and such all covered in blood and guts. If they would just take the time and clean themselves up a bit they would be able to fool the other non-zombie like folk walking about.

hmm... this made me wonder, if you had a super soaker squirt gun and you filled it with enough lysol and hand sanitizer, could you sanitize a zombie to death? I can't think of a movie that ever tried to clean a zombie, but there is so much bacteria and stuff floatin around on their rotting flesh, if you clean up their act maybe it will kill the infection and they'll just drop back dead!

 

[Tehchad]

hmm... this made me wonder, if you had a super soaker squirt gun and you filled it with enough lysol and hand sanitizer, could you sanitize a zombie to death? I can't think of a movie that ever tried to clean a zombie, but there is so much bacteria and stuff floatin around on their rotting flesh, if you clean up their act maybe it will kill the infection and they'll just drop back dead!

this makes me wonder - How many of you have seen the movie Evolution?
Put head and shoulders shampoo in the super soaker. It'll work. Trust me!

 

[Cute Tink]

this makes me wonder - How many of you have seen the movie Evolution?
Put head and shoulders shampoo in the super soaker. It'll work. Trust me!

Zombies are silicone based life forms?

 

[dabro]

I'm tell you with the Auto Ingectors that the Army claims they don't use anymore. I think there is a real possiblity that zombies can be made.

 

[Nomarga]

I'm tell you with the Auto Ingectors that the Army claims they don't use anymore. I think there is a real possiblity that zombies can be made.

I think out of the current selection of zombie movies I've seen, the 28 Days Later series seems the most plausible. I'm not so sure about the "rising from the dead" stuff, but get back to me in 4-5 years when I'm a virologist.

 

[SweetDee]

hmm... this made me wonder, if you had a super soaker squirt gun and you filled it with enough lysol and hand sanitizer, could you sanitize a zombie to death? I can't think of a movie that ever tried to clean a zombie, but there is so much bacteria and stuff floatin around on their rotting flesh, if you clean up their act maybe it will kill the infection and they'll just drop back dead!

oooOoOOOoooOoOoOooOOO! Super soakers are fun! I think that might work!

this makes me wonder - How many of you have seen the movie Evolution?
Put head and shoulders shampoo in the super soaker. It'll work. Trust me!

Whoa. Chad. You are bringing your A-game to this. Perhaps if we combine hand sanitizer and head and shoulders, put that junk in a super soaker....and I think we just saved man kind.

-Ka Ka!! Tukki Tukki!!

-Wayne, I think we've established that "Ka Ka" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work.

 

[Tehchad]

Whoa. Chad. You are bringing your A-game to this. Perhaps if we combine hand sanitizer and head and shoulders, put that junk in a super soaker....and I think we just saved man kind.

-Ka Ka!! Tukki Tukki!!

-Wayne, I think we've established that "Ka Ka" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work.

"Stand back, I'm going to shoot him!"

"It looks like they're getting ready to administer a giant enema!"

 

[SweetDee]

"Stand back, I'm going to shoot him!"

"It looks like they're getting ready to administer a giant enema!"

hahaha oh I love it. I could quote this movie all day!

 

[MacFall]

I saw that movie, and thought it was funny, but for some reason I don't remember much of it.

 

[SweetDee]

I saw that movie, and thought it was funny, but for some reason I don't remember much of it.

Well, you should watch that movie again then report back here. Good day

 

[Gym]

Well, you should watch that movie again then report back here. Good day

what movie are we talking about here anyways?
I haven't recognised a single quote you guys have spewed

 

[SweetDee]

what movie are we talking about here anyways?
I haven't recognised a single quote you guys have spewed

Evolution

YouTube - Evolution Trailer HD

 

[PinkSweetart]

Evolution

YouTube - Evolution Trailer HD

I LOVE THIS MOVIE! And I'm not ashamed to admit that I have the movie on VHS, and I'm looking to get it on DVD also.

 

[Riddik7]

Take the leg take the leg!

What flavor of ice cream? doesnt matter, i'm not gonna eat it...


the whole movie turns out to be an ad lo

I'm tell you with the Auto Ingectors that the Army claims they don't use anymore. I think there is a real possiblity that zombies can be made.

did you see my post on how scientists are altering an oral based virus to protect and repair brain tissue?l

 

[SweetDee]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE! And I'm not ashamed to admit that I have the movie on VHS, and I'm looking to get it on DVD also.

You. are. awesome. Nuff said. This is one of my favorites. I need it on DVD! Maybe i'll ask Santa...

 

[Obzocky]

Evolution


It's been banned from the living room as no one else likes it, because they are losers. It is made of win.

Quotable and awesome and whoo!


Oh, and...

Brains, brains, oooo we love brains. Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie virus virus ...