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Zombie attack, fool. Bam.

SweetDee

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weapon(s):

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I would drive this:

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I would wear this:


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annnnnnnnd I would carry this around:

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Letz du dis

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EDIT: I would most likely head to a small office space of some sort or a roof top. A big area would make me nervous that a clever zombie would be able to get in...

I would take one or two people and make sure the people in my group are not the type to die first in a zombie movie i.e. no blondes or annoying jock guys.

And of course I would make sure I double tapped all zombies, carried hand sanitizer, limbered up before taking any quest, check the back seat, and always ALWAYS wear my seat belt.

And if the situation called for it I would pretend to be a zombie to get around when need be.
 
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I think I would rather be a zombie myself, so I can scare the dickens out of people, make strange sounds, and run around biting people for no reason at all. I would be proactive while the rest of humanity would be reactive. People would be working hard trying to survive my attacks, while I would never have to "survive" them, as I would already be dead. I can turn people into one of me but the can NEVER turn me into one of them. How cool would that be!!!
 
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Ericka, you make me smile so hard!

Lol :D :blush:

Make sure you put a silencer on that sniper crowbar. You don't want to give away your position!

Ohhhhhh believe you me, I have already taken those necessary precautions! Everything would be silenced. Even the sound my suit would make when my legs rub together. I don't know how I would do that but I will find a way! :ebil:
 
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what if you don't realise you were GOT so you think you aren't a zombie but really you are and you're running away from zombies just like you but at the same time have this incredible urge to eat people but you think it's just extremely rapid social conditioning or something not that you are in fact a zombie?
*breathes* long sentence

WHAT THEN????????? :unbelievable:
 
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what if you don't realise you were GOT so you think you aren't a zombie but really you are and you're running away from zombies just like you but at the same time have this incredible urge to eat people but you think it's just extremely rapid social conditioning or something not that you are in fact a zombie?
*breathes* long sentence

WHAT THEN????????? :unbelievable:


this made me laugh so hard! You crack me up girl :D :D

Just a guess, but I would think that you would spent the rest of your unlife trying to sneak up on yourself.

and I think cute tink is correct...keep away from mirrors...or a fun house...
 
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oh good no worries then.... just glad no one questioned my second pic... that would have been a long geeky explanation that i would only be able to make due to my best friend being a halo nerd and explaining the entire story line to me every time he plays for even the smallest amount of time or even sees an ad for the game....
 
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oh good no worries then.... just glad no one questioned my second pic... that would have been a long geeky explanation that i would only be able to make due to my best friend being a halo nerd and explaining the entire story line to me every time he plays for even the smallest amount of time or even sees an ad for the game....

oh right...hmm this post made me take another gander at the second picture of yours...I do not understand it but no long geeky explanation is needed. It looks like a massive skate boarding ramp...I bet thats what it is...yup. I am sure of it. Skate boarding ramps won't help you during a zombie attack there Riddik :nono:
 
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A zombie outbreak has hit your city and you have to leave your house suddenly. What would you bring? Personal memorabilia, food, etc etc.

Personal memorabilia would be kind of pointless. I'd bring a Bible for the same reason I'd bring Tylenol, only for a spiritual purpose rather than a physical one.

Here's my list:

1. Medical supplies (which for me includes diabetic supplies)
2. Change of clothes
3. Dried fruits and meat, nuts, hardtack
4. About a half a gallon of water and a water filter
5. Heavy-duty gloves and a welding mask (to avoid contact with infected tissue)

And that's it.

And what kind of weapon would you use???

I'd carry a pistol with plenty of ammunition, and a long crowbar as a melee weapon in any case. If they're they're the sort of zombies that can be killed by damaging the brain, I'd bring my semi-auto .22 rifle. If not, I'd bring my 12-gauge and turkey shot rounds.

Oh, and if I could get to a hardware store I'd spend a day or so making a chain mail shirt.
 
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All you have to do is wait them out. Their bodies will decompose to the point of uselessness before a good shelter will run out of food.

If they're solanum zombies, the virus will slow down the decomposition so that it takes about 5 years in a temperate climate before they are immobile. It had better be a really good shelter.
 
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LOL! That's what I'm talkin' about! I want them on speed dial. That can be my plan :p

Depends on the type of zombie. If it's a rage zombie (or "infected"; I know they're not true zombies but many of the same survival principles still apply) you shoot them immediately, because you'll only have a few minutes before they become a threat. Other kinds of zombies, give them a few minutes to say their prayers and goodbyes, possibly give them the option of doing it themselves. If it's a solanum infection, you have about a day, but the fever preceding death and reanimation is extremely painful so it would probably be best to do them in within a couple of hours. Parasitic inhabitations are another matter. Some of those take only instants, others take a long time. Better assume the former until you're sure that isn't the case.
 
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If they're they're the sort of zombies that can be killed by damaging the brain, I'd bring my semi-auto .22 rifle. If not, I'd bring my 12-gauge and turkey shot rounds.

Better take some sort of a Tesla cannon in case they're trioxin zombies. I just thought of that.
 
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