You know you've spent too much time on the computer when..

[Locket]

When your eyes are perpetually glazed
When your finger locks in permanent mouse-clicking stance
When you actually SAY "brb" and "g2g" and "comp" in real life.
When you are writing on a piece of paper and everything comes out in internet lingo.
When you get depressed while going to the bathroom cause you're away from your computer.

 

[Level_Seven_Paladin]

When you try to brouse cut and paste your acceptance speech when ellected.

 

[thr3enails]

hahahaha thats awsome

 

[peanutbutter12]

When you feel the incredible urge to create a pointless thread to list how you know you are spending too much time on the computer

 

[Locket]

ha.

Of the ones I posted all have happened to me except for the last one. I'm not THAT bad.

 

[discipleofWORD]

When you try to hug someone, you can't close your arms (because your arm hardly moved at all)
When you respond to a person by typing in midair
When you buy another computer to company your computer when going on a business trip.

 

[Locket]

When you play so many computer game that real life seems so unbearably boring

 

[The-Doctor]

When you start talking to your computer!

 

[Locket]

**gasps** You mean other people don't talk to inanimate objects!?

 

[no_worries]

even worse.. when you think you hear the computer talking back

 

[Bohemian]

even worse.. when you think you hear the computer talking back

-JOIN US!!! JOIN US!!!

 

[MeekOne]

Error - You have spent too much time on the net

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable because you have overloaded the Internet. You may need to take a break from the web. Please go outside and play.​

Please try the following:

• Turn off your computer and do something creative.
  If the world wide web is all that you know, try calling 1-800-web-help and speak to a friendly Web help anonymous representative.
  Contact your (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP) to disconnect you.
  
  If your Network Administrator has enabled it, your system can examine your network and automatically disconnect you or at least shut this page down by clicking here.​
• ​

• Click the Help menu and then search for topics about abusing the internet or use Google.​
  
  [*]If you are in desperate trouble, we can lock your computer up, forcing you to leave your computer desk. This is not advisable and should be considered as a last resort only. - No, not really. We are just kidding
  [*]
  

 

[Paladin_Mark]

When you wander out side , see a tree's leaves rustling in the wind, and think to your self - "wow thats got a great resolution!"

When you spill some milk and panic because you can't save and load

 

[Dust and Ashes]

When you spill some milk and panic because you can't save and load

ROFLOL I've actually done that.

 

[Dust and Ashes]

When your eyes are perpetually glazed
When your finger locks in permanent mouse-clicking stance
When you actually SAY "brb" and "g2g" and "comp" in real life.
When you are writing on a piece of paper and everything comes out in internet lingo.
When you get depressed while going to the bathroom cause you're away from your computer.

When I was playing Everquest, I was really bad to talk to on an IM or through email. My writing skills suffered greatly. I've even SAID "lol" in response to something funny and was really embarrassed that I had gotten that bad.

 

[Centrifuge04]

Well, I'm THAT bad, but getting close. Oh well

 

[The-Doctor]

When you go outside and say to yourself as you look around "woaw its like interactive." and then you can find the access button to the menu pages in front of you!

 

[The-Doctor]

Sorry that should read "cant find the menu button"

 

[Locket]

I've wanted to say "lol" outloud so many times but I've caught myself.

 

[Hydra009]

When you start seeing a health bar on yourself, you know you've been playing computer/video games too much.