You Know Your Getting Old When:

[lj4jc]

You know your are getting old When the kids that you go to college with are the same age as your own children.

 

[Tumbleweed64]

You know you're getting old when: all your extra weight is on your underarms

 

[lj4jc]

You know you are getting old when you are refered to as Ma'am ;-)

 

[Tumbleweed64]

How old would you be
>if you didn't know how old you are?
>----------------------------------------------
>When you are dissatisfied and would
>like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
>---------------------------------------------
>You know you are getting old when everything
>either dries up or leaks.
>----------------------------------------------
>I don't know how I got over the hill
>without getting to the top.

 

[Tumbleweed64]

Old age is when former classmates are so gray
>and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
>----------------------------------------------
>If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
>you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
>--------------------------------------
>First you forget names, then you forget faces.
>Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
>It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
>-------------------------------------------
>Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
>with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
>Today, it's called golf

 

[lj4jc]

Old age is when former classmates are so gray
>and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
>----------------------------------------------
>If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
>you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
>--------------------------------------
>First you forget names, then you forget faces.
>Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
>It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
>-------------------------------------------
>Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
>with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
>Today, it's called golf

rofl