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somehow the xxxxx forum, with those trolls and their writing style had flashed back in the goblin's mind his school days, simply the goblin remembered the time when he had turned up at some bible reading session at the bequest of his then girlfriend, who, like all girlfriends of the time, probably saw their boyfriend as some cross between one's shopping accessory and one's very own pet man friday, not that the goblin minded nor understood any of that, he was after all, besotted, desperate, or both, only that the moment the bible itself was ceremoniously passed to him to read in his turn he realized that he couldn't see the actual words for something he had smoked the night before, so out came those improvised words "sorry, I am a dyslexic but this is a cross that he hath given me to bear here everyone hallelujah" as the goblin then passed the bible to the next person in the now somewhat jaw dropped line of bible readers, and perhaps those dilated pupils too probably gave the game away too, so it was little wonder that she, there and then, dumped the heartbroken goblin to make her conquests elsewhere, just that the goblin, for his part, had never smoked after that, pity
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somehow the xxxxx forum, with those trolls and their writing style had flashed back in the goblin's mind his school days, simply the goblin remembered the time when he had turned up at some bible reading session at the bequest of his then girlfriend, who, like all girlfriends of the time, probably saw their boyfriend as some cross between one's shopping accessory and one's very own pet man friday, not that the goblin minded nor understood any of that, he was after all, besotted, desperate, or both, only that the moment the bible itself was ceremoniously passed to him to read in his turn he realized that he couldn't see the actual words for something he had smoked the night before, so out came those improvised words "sorry, I am a dyslexic but this is a cross that he hath given me to bear here everyone hallelujah" as the goblin then passed the bible to the next person in the now somewhat jaw dropped line of bible readers, and perhaps those dilated pupils too probably gave the game away too, so it was little wonder that she, there and then, dumped the heartbroken goblin to make her conquests elsewhere, just that the goblin, for his part, had never smoked after that, pity
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