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("...a cold war is still better than a real war for sure..." ventured the goblin, adding "...I miss brinny too, but she's probably battling an angel now, she'll post when she's ready...")

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Unsettling. The times I have reached out, the person was much nearer. Sometimes another will accept help and/or advice, but not always. Sometimes they have made up their mind in advance and it does no good to try to bridge that distance. The only time I was around someone determined to take their own life, there was nothing I could do. The doctors (body & brain), hospital staffing, Chaplin, etc. were equally helpless. As my father said, “I knew this body when it was young and strong and I liked it. Now I’m old and weak, and I don’t like it.” They cannot pour enough nutrients into an aging person determined to go home.
“…where his death is nature’s debt repaid in full now, for it was ever borrowed time while it lasted…” ventured the goblin moved by what he had just read, adding “…but I guess too that I’m like him though, I mean I spent years catching my mother’s slow slide into dementia, but never once would I envisage my children supporting me in that manner, not that it’s pride on my part, nor cowardice neither, more it’s just that it would dash my dream I hold of their happiness, and besides, doesn’t one have to die sometime of something then, might as well make it dying for those one loves here, you miss him for sure but you must be proud of him too, or am I missing something, tell me more if you like…”

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Of course, I miss him just as I miss my mother. That was part of his problem. Mama had been dead for two years and six months. All his friends had passed away as he had been watching them do so for over forty years. He was strong and gentle, but even as he was dying he still managed to teach others. He was to the point where he did not recognize anyone, but when the Chaplin said the Lord’s Prayer and pronounced the Aaron Blessing (given at the end of Lutheran services), the peace of God filled his face and for a moment that horrible breathing returned to normal and he slept naturally for about two hours. The Chaplin was young and quite dumbfounded. He had heard of the power of God’s Word, had preached about it, but had never seen it in action before. I was blessed to have such parents.
by now the goblin had read xxxxx’s second post here, end offered a hug of sorts, and then smiled, probably seeing himself there and how he himself would like to be like her father too, adding “…to be honest, the default of a man is ever “off” isn’t it, no, these circumstances keep one here perhaps but the point of life was never longevity in itself, no it was to fight on till all dignity and purpose was gone from one, as in spent perhaps, and then to wisely join one’s comrades one’s parents and old one's friends too off the battlefield so to speak, for one doesn’t leave here until the spirit is ready, all meaning that to kill oneself during battle is such a betrayal, a cold callous selfish action that sows doubt and pain amongst those left behind as to whether they caused it or as to whether it could have been prevented too, but no, your father’s case was the opposite, clearly his spirit was ready and they’re all together now, just that that is life’s debt I suppose, where we’ll all be together at some point, for we all belong in our own time as some debt paid perhaps…”

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Global warming is real, idiot
"...global warming is only part of the onward climatic destabilization here..." mentioned the goblin, adding "...better would be to focus upon post glacial rebound now, why so, well perhaps because when they tell us on the media that the sealevel is rising at half a meter a year in the maldives, or at the bikini atoll then, simply you and I both know that the sea can't rise somewhere alone without there being a uniform sealevel rise across the board, as explained in if you have a bath then rather obviously your bathwater goes up on alls sides of your bath equally, likewise then the sea is just a big bath where global sealevel rise is less than 1cm per year, so now if the sealevel isn't rising 50cm a year and yet clearly you observe that those island disappearing under the waves, what becomes the obvious truth they're hiding from you, yes that's right, not that the sealevel is rising but that the seabed is sinking, subduction in other words...", in fact, global warming was secondary here, the main player would be the tectonic awakening, whereupon the goblin just sighed "...eighty volcanoes erupting last year is unprecedented, earthquake up by 600% in ten year too, I mean if you want to know what even one volcano can do, join the dots between 1783 laki eruption and the french revolution, and, if the katla volcano goes off now europe won't be worrying about global warming any time soon, and let's not think about yellowstone here or the fact that the new madrid fault line sleeps below 40 nuclear reactors today, where fukushima is ten times bigger than chernobyl but is minor in comparison to what in store if either the new madrid faultline were to quake or yellowstone were to errupt..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katla_volcano

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Madrid_Seismic_Zone

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pretty sure that yellowstone volcano has been teetering on active for like, a long long time.
"...first, tell me what you know about post glacial warming, why the 80 volcanoes went off last year, and why we have 500% more earthquakes today than ten years ago..." smiled the goblin, adding "...you see it's not so much temperature as the weight of water upon the seafloor that counts where 1 cubic mtr of water weighs a ton and where you can imagine what 14trigar tons of ice melting into the sea in three years has done..."

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("well old soldier this one is not quite for you I imagine..." went the goblin proceeding cautiously though)

repost from elsewhere, some goblin somewhere who inadvertently lands upon the wrong thread, the "ladies: red river roll call" thread

naah, the goblin suspected that most women didn't turn into monsters once a month, ah no, instead they were really like that then, only that their periods stopped them from keeping up their pretense to be otherwise, smiling "...if it's any consolation, most men are either too blind to notice, or very careful not to let on, probably why we seem so inconsiderate, I mean we're not suppose to notice are we..."

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*Grabs his eyeballs and manually shrinks them from the size of saucers down to normal* You covered much data- no more coffee for you before bedtime!

1) *While rubbing his right shoulder, thinking of the stab wound from an illegal place in Honduras on a top secret mission that didn't exist during the Regan Era* The only difference between a "shooting war" and a "cold war" is the causalities of the cold war arn't for the public to see.

*Draws his smoking pipe* Compare the submarine accidents from 1946 to 1995. If the after action report says "The Captain did, and the XO did,,,and the Chief Engineer did,,,,therefore, nobody is at fault" mean's she got into a urinating context with a Soviet submarine and was damaged. (The emergency blow surface of Ehime Maru and USS Greeneville collision - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia is a good example- that entire crew should have been given 100% medical retirement for psychological problems) If you read in the newspaper "Captain Smith of the submarine Blowfish hit an underwater mountain,,," then you know it was incompetence, and not enemy action. Stupid stuff like this- HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant submarine collision - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia is NOT a career enhancing move.

2)The Supervolcano? Meh- you worry too much. If it blows we'll all die of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia and there's not a whole lot that can be done about it. But I'm not too worried anyway- consider all the mud holes, geysers, and other pressure relief systems G-d has installed to prevent it from blowing?

Mount Baker, and to a far lesser extent, Mount Rainier in Washington State have the same thing and they do their little mud bubble dance.

Mount Saint Helen's didn't. It gave a few month's of warning then POOF! and we caught ash and hell fire! I was just a young lad of 18 or 19 and could successfully count my reproductive organs correctly 2 out of 3 times. I think- perhaps I'm a bit too optimistic in my math abilities of the time. There's still a huge pile of ash- some,,,100 feet tall, perhaps 150 wide, and maybe 350 long. The ash pile was MUCH larger when first made- they use it for concrete, making a pretty green stone jewelery
Incredible Green MT St Helens Ash 2 5mm Round Matched Pair Approx 81ct | eBay and Sapphire Blue Helenite 925 Sterling Silver Ring Size 9 MT St Helens Ash Pendant | eBay and 1ct Red Helenite Heart Sterling Silver Ring Size 6 75 MT St Helens Ash Pendant | eBay

3)And women are women. They're complicated creatures no mater what time of the day, month or year- or decade for that mater. *draws his pipe* Or even era, now I seriously consider it.

If you took a 14th to 16th century polish young woman of marrying age she would be horrendously ugly by today's standards. But she could butcher a cow, pig or chickens without batting an eye- and if she lived in Moscow when it was just a tiny burg she would have been expected to fight the Mongols from a few centuries before.

At the same time, take a young lady from France of the same time period- elegant, thin, graceful, and useless on a farm. 400 to 600 years of breeding will do that- and its been almost 1,000 years now. You don't see fat French women- they have been taught how NOT to get fat to attract men. They have their excellent looks bred into them.

*chuckling whimsically* Had I to do my life all over again, I would have found a Cajun Queen- a most excellent mix of the above two qualities, and they broken no fecal mater from their men.

As I read on another forum a police officer pulls over a gentleman at 2 am in the morning:

"Sir, are you aware that you smell like alcohol and you are weaving all over the road?"
"Yes Officer, I am quite aware of that. In fact, I'm on my way to a temperance lecture right now"
"At 2 O'Clock in the morning? You're going to a temperance lecture on the evils of drinking?"
"Yes Sir, My wife will be the main speaker,,,,,,"
 
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("...one of your best yet..." went the goblin who hadn't noticed how much he had written until he had looked back upon it, adding "...no, most of what I write is in reply then, and where for example I quickly clicked upon those links after digesting your post, and then there'll be another notification elsewhere where there too I'll be thinking up my reply again..." in fact, it seemed very much like writing to the editor each time, adding "...something very wrong with me because my happiness seems to be a coffee to a train of thoughts, but first I need the fuel of someone's post to go on, yours at this point, just livewriting seems to boil down to this feeding to be fed here, me I can't write without others then...")
 
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*Just grins* So is your writing original, or is your writing based up the thought process's of a white blood cell in the human body? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlULOjUhSQ There has been times I have gotten confused if I'm making an original post or if I'm responding to a post- especially in my political activisms. "Didn't I just deal with this last year?" Sure did- but new Senators and Representatives. *Big sigh*

Editurds are the one's who really make the news- as they determine what gets published and what doesn't get published. And if you track all the money that goes up the chain of command you'll find that only 6 media companies control the media in the United States.

These 6 Corporations Control 90% Of The Media In America - Business Insider

I don't like being psychologically manipulated. I don't like being sold a bill of goods. And it makes me madder than hell that 6 companies control 90% of all media- and since those 6 companies hate gun owners and the 2nd Amendment, guess how that plays out?

It plays out the Washington DC shooter was reported to have used an AR-15 rifle!! No, he did not- he used a pistol and a 12 gauge pump shot gun, all legally purchased. Did you hear any retractions from the "Big 6"? &^%$## no you did not! *Up's his blood pressure meds while thinking about how foul language is a no-no from the book of James. On the other hand, James need's to be lied to, shot at, and then things go down hill from there. Men swear to keep from crying; women cry to keep from swearing*

All you heard from "The Big 6" was the silence of wind, tumbleweeds and crickets when the truth was pointed out.

*Looks over his bifocals scowling. I went to my Mom's today and pulled the rest of my radiation detectors. Fired up the "Backup" CDV-700 and was pleasantly surprised it worked- and fairly accurately at that. With 900 volts on the probe when such things die they usually die rather spectacularly- and usually arc's the guy holding the probe straight to ground. Which usually goes back to cursing now I consider it- 900VDC isn't fun. The bad news is the dosimeters- I had 10, figuring there's nothing to wear out- had a 60% failure rate while sitting on the shelf. First I'm baffled- how can something with NO knobs, with NO external parts go bad-especially when NOT charged to 260 volts?
CD V-138 Pocket Dosimeters (1956, 1990) So I've got a stack of them I'll take apart and play with tomorrow. Now I've got to find some Civil Defense replacements- they run between 5 and 15 dollars each.

Current production models? Ludlum Model AT-138 Pencil Radiation Dosimeter cost $175 each. And $300 for the charger! http://ludlums.com/images/stories/price_list/LMI Price List.pdf

*Big sigh* But if they fire off a dirty bomb I'm good. Here in Seattle my calculations comes out we're about 36 hours from radioactive rain from the Ukraine...
 
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