*Grabs his eyeballs and manually shrinks them from the size of saucers down to normal* You covered much data- no more coffee for you before bedtime!
1) *While rubbing his right shoulder, thinking of the stab wound from an illegal place in Honduras on a top secret mission that didn't exist during the Regan Era* The only difference between a "shooting war" and a "cold war" is the causalities of the cold war arn't for the public to see.
*Draws his smoking pipe* Compare the submarine accidents from 1946 to 1995. If the after action report says "The Captain did, and the XO did,,,and the Chief Engineer did,,,,therefore, nobody is at fault" mean's she got into a urinating context with a Soviet submarine and was damaged. (The emergency blow surface of
Ehime Maru and USS Greeneville collision - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia is a good example- that entire crew should have been given 100% medical retirement for psychological problems) If you read in the newspaper "Captain Smith of the submarine Blowfish hit an underwater mountain,,," then you know it was incompetence, and not enemy action. Stupid stuff like this-
HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant submarine collision - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia is NOT a career enhancing move.
2)The Supervolcano? Meh- you worry too much. If it blows we'll all die of
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia and there's not a whole lot that can be done about it. But I'm not too worried anyway- consider all the mud holes, geysers, and other pressure relief systems G-d has installed to prevent it from blowing?
Mount Baker, and to a far lesser extent, Mount Rainier in Washington State have the same thing and they do their little mud bubble dance.
Mount Saint Helen's didn't. It gave a few month's of warning then POOF! and we caught ash and hell fire! I was just a young lad of 18 or 19 and could successfully count my reproductive organs correctly 2 out of 3 times. I think- perhaps I'm a bit too optimistic in my math abilities of the time. There's still a huge pile of ash- some,,,100 feet tall, perhaps 150 wide, and maybe 350 long. The ash pile was MUCH larger when first made- they use it for concrete, making a pretty green stone jewelery
Incredible Green MT St Helens Ash 2 5mm Round Matched Pair Approx 81ct | eBay and
Sapphire Blue Helenite 925 Sterling Silver Ring Size 9 MT St Helens Ash Pendant | eBay and
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3)And women are women. They're complicated creatures no mater what time of the day, month or year- or decade for that mater. *draws his pipe* Or even era, now I seriously consider it.
If you took a 14th to 16th century polish young woman of marrying age she would be horrendously ugly by today's standards. But she could butcher a cow, pig or chickens without batting an eye- and if she lived in Moscow when it was just a tiny burg she would have been expected to fight the Mongols from a few centuries before.
At the same time, take a young lady from France of the same time period- elegant, thin, graceful, and useless on a farm. 400 to 600 years of breeding will do that- and its been almost 1,000 years now. You don't see fat French women- they have been taught how NOT to get fat to attract men. They have their excellent looks bred into them.
*chuckling whimsically* Had I to do my life all over again, I would have found a Cajun Queen- a most excellent mix of the above two qualities, and they broken no fecal mater from their men.
As I read on another forum a police officer pulls over a gentleman at 2 am in the morning:
"Sir, are you aware that you smell like alcohol and you are weaving all over the road?"
"Yes Officer, I am quite aware of that. In fact, I'm on my way to a temperance lecture right now"
"At 2 O'Clock in the morning? You're going to a temperance lecture on the evils of drinking?"
"Yes Sir, My wife will be the main speaker,,,,,,"