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Worst thing someone said to you on a first date...

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Beat this:
"Yeah I went to the same high school as you for like two years. You probably wouldn't have recognized me now from then because I used to weigh like 200 pounds but I just lost like 60 pounds in a month from the new medication I'm on for my narcolepsy."

And guess what? I still went on 3 more dates with her. LOL.

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Okay, I think I can beat that...My date with "Johnny"...

We were at a restaurant, eating appetizers. Things were going pretty well, we were talking and he started asking some pretty personal questions...I ended up explaining to him that I didn't plan on having sex until marriage. He said "you're a virgin?!" I said "yes." He held out his hand, palm up and looked at me expectantly. I said "what?" (thinking maybe he wanted an onion ring). He said "Give it to me." I said "Give you what?" He said "Your virginity." So I put a ranch dressing slathered onion ring in his open palm and left. I did not go on another date with him.:sick:
 
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Tamara224 said:
Okay, I think I can beat that...My date with "Johnny"...

We were at a restaurant, eating appetizers. Things were going pretty well, we were talking and he started asking some pretty personal questions...I ended up explaining to him that I didn't plan on having sex until marriage. He said "you're a virgin?!" I said "yes." He held out his hand, palm up and looked at me expectantly. I said "what?" (thinking maybe he wanted an onion ring). He said "Give it to me." I said "Give you what?" He said "Your virginity." So I put a ranch dressing slathered onion ring in his open palm and left. I did not go on another date with him.:sick:


yeouch! that is bad. :eek:
 
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Tamara224 said:
Okay, I think I can beat that...My date with "Johnny"...

We were at a restaurant, eating appetizers. Things were going pretty well, we were talking and he started asking some pretty personal questions...I ended up explaining to him that I didn't plan on having sex until marriage. He said "you're a virgin?!" I said "yes." He held out his hand, palm up and looked at me expectantly. I said "what?" (thinking maybe he wanted an onion ring). He said "Give it to me." I said "Give you what?" He said "Your virginity." So I put a ranch dressing slathered onion ring in his open palm and left. I did not go on another date with him.:sick:
Alright, alright, i'll give you that one. Granted, some guys are total jerks, even i have my moments, but never like that. I mostly just make sarcastic remarks that women tend to take personally. Oops. I won't be surprised if someone quotes me on here some day. LOL.

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BaumDotCom said:
Beat this:
"Yeah I went to the same high school as you for like two years. You probably wouldn't have recognized me now from then because I used to weigh like 200 pounds but I just lost like 60 pounds in a month from the new medication I'm on for my narcolepsy."

And guess what? I still went on 3 more dates with her. LOL.

Quite hilarious:D :D
 
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I don't get dates... and if I do, there's never a second. I don't remember the last one I went on... well, I thought it was a date and he didn't and it was a disaster. We had talked online for ages and had wedding plans and stuff. We said online we were going out for supper so I was hungry and then watched him drink coffee at Tim Horton's. He drove an hour for that... Then he wanted to leave to buy lottery tickets.
 
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hmmm. i was set up on this blind date with my friends brother. she neglected to tell me that even though they were catholic, he'd converted to muslim.

he told me that i was in a car accident because God was judging me for not remaining a virgin.

i walked out of the restaurant. i think it lasted all of 15 minutes.
i really doubt i'll ever go on a blind date again... *shudder*
 
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g4goddess said:
hmmm. i was set up on this blind date with my friends brother. she neglected to tell me that even though they were catholic, he'd converted to muslim.

he told me that i was in a car accident because God was judging me for not remaining a virgin.

i walked out of the restaurant. i think it lasted all of 15 minutes.
i really doubt i'll ever go on a blind date again... *shudder*

:eek:
 
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"...well, I'm a hair stylist, but my REAL job is "team". We aclimate Fortune 500 Compnnies to the internet."

me: (realizing this isn't a date, but a pitch to get me into a pyramid scam) "Sweet, you guys make routers?"
her: "what's a router?"
me: "Never mind, tell me about your business."
her: "I can't explain it here, you'll need to come to a meeting."
me: "No thanks, I'm not interested in pyramids."
her: "It's not a pyramid, we aclimate fortune 500 companies to the internet."
me: "I never knew fortune 500 companies needed a 'team' of hair stylists and retirees to get them 'aclimated' to the internet. I think what you're talking about is portal websites, and you want me to join the team under you so I ecome your customer base, because no one else buys from "the team"."


this is the third pitch I've heard for this same scheme, I ask the router question every time because these people have no clue what they're talking about, they're just parroting what they were told at the last "team meeting".
 
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LALaurie said:
Mine wasn't something that was said, but I tripped down the stairs and landed at his feet when he came to pick me up on our first date.

Needless to say I could have died.
WOW. Talk about being head over heels for someone. Very glad to see you weren't hurt.
 
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