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Four Worms and a lesson
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results
Oh nevermind. These stupid graphics, I cannot fix them. Sorry.
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results
Oh nevermind. These stupid graphics, I cannot fix them. Sorry.
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[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Natalie R. Cook, MBA[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Financial Controller[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Carolinas Pain Institute, P.A & The Center for Clinical Research, LLC[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']145 Kimel Park, Suite 330[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Winston Salem, NC 27103[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Phone[/FONT][FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']: 336/ 714-8382 Fax: 336/ 714-6481[/FONT]
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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']From:[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Aaron Jacobs [mailto:aaron.jacobs@mworld.com]
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 8:39 AM
To: Natalie Cook
Subject: FW: Worms[/FONT]
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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']From:[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Eric V. Brown
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 8:37 AM
To: Staff
Subject: FW: Worms[/FONT]
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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']From:[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Brown, Clara R [mailto:clara.brown@novanthealth.org]
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 8:10 AM
To: Eric V. Brown
Subject: Worms[/FONT]
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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']____Four Worms and a lesson____[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
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Four worms were placed into four separate jars.[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
The first worm in alcohol - [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Dead.[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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The second worm in cigarette smoke - [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Dead[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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Third worm in chocolate syrup - [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Dead[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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Fourth worm in good clean soil - [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Alive.[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Natalie R. Cook, MBA[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Financial Controller[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Carolinas Pain Institute, P.A & The Center for Clinical Research, LLC[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']145 Kimel Park, Suite 330[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Winston Salem, NC 27103[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Phone[/FONT][FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']: 336/ 714-8382 Fax: 336/ 714-6481[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Confidentiality Notice[/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']This e-mail message (including attachments) is covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 18 U.S.C. 2510-2521 and the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. It is confidential and may be legally privileged[/FONT][FONT='Arial','sans-serif']. [/FONT][FONT='Arial','sans-serif']The message and attachments are for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain proprietary, confidential, trade secret or privileged information. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, or distribution is prohibited and may be a violation of law. If you are not the intended recipient or a person responsible for delivering this message to an intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply email and destroy all copies of the original message immediately.[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']From:[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Aaron Jacobs [mailto:aaron.jacobs@mworld.com]
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 8:39 AM
To: Natalie Cook
Subject: FW: Worms[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']From:[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Eric V. Brown
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 8:37 AM
To: Staff
Subject: FW: Worms[/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Calibri','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']From:[/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] Brown, Clara R [mailto:clara.brown@novanthealth.org]
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 8:10 AM
To: Eric V. Brown
Subject: Worms[/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
[/FONT]
[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']____Four Worms and a lesson____[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
The first worm in alcohol - [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Dead.[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
The second worm in cigarette smoke - [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Dead[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
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Third worm in chocolate syrup - [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Dead[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
Fourth worm in good clean soil - [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Alive.[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif'] [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
So the Minister asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" [/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']That pretty much ended the service... [/FONT]
[/FONT][FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']That pretty much ended the service... [/FONT]
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Four worms and a lesson
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service --
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
That pretty much ended the service --
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Despite the effort ha! - a great story!
Thanks!
I don't know what is funnier, the problems I had or the joke!
Lisa
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Okay am I hungry or does the soil look like Chocolate?
It IS chocolate. There is no picture of the dirt. LOL!
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OHHHHHH, I promise I am not Blond, I just have my days
Me either and Me too!
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