Why someone would want me ....

[OhhJim]

maybe not the ...poetry... that doesn't seem manly enough.

Hey, I know some great manly limericks!! That ok with you?!!

 

[Alenci]

Hey, I know some great manly limericks!! That ok with you?!!

Oh, limericks are funny. I'm just not into the gushy stuff.

 

[Sketcher]

Hey, I know some great manly limericks!! That ok with you?!!

There once was a man from Nantucket . . .

wait, I don't think we can finish that one here.

 

[JPPT1974]

I am not much of a baker as I am a cook
But I think you should go out to eat and
To a movie! To go on your first date IMO!

 

[mina]

I love God and want to live my life for Him
I'm funny
I'm very considerate and loving
I'm good with kids
I can cook really well
I'm a good listener
I hate to nag people
I"m easy going
I take care of myself
I go the extra mile for those I love
I'm smart
I give great massages
money doesn't impress me
I'm extrememly loyal
I like to encourage people

 

[theoddamerican]

Not only that. We are going to dance around holding a baby and a puppy in one arm, and some chocolate cake that we baked ourselves in the other, while reciting poetry and killing spiders! We will be IRRESISTABLE!!!

Add on top of that that you will kick the toilet seat down with your foot and I think you might have a chance with that line.

 

[soda]

is hating homework a reason why anyone would want someone?
no? what if it rhyms....? I think that makes everybody irresistible.

Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.

Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!

Jack Prelutsky

 

[Blank123]

is hating homework a reason why anyone would want someone?
no? what if it rhyms....? I think that makes everybody irresistible.

Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.

Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!

Jack Prelutsky

beautiful!

 

[theoddamerican]

the more books you have the smarter you look. Even if you don't read them. I have alot of books.

 

[KarateCowboy]

Let's see:

I can kick people in the groin really fast.

My middle initial is 'J'.

I have a high pitched laugh sometimes.

I wear colored Hanes.

My dad's uncle is bald.

Kiera Knightley is one of my favorite actresses.

I can't play the saxophone.

I have a big birth-mark in my armpit.

My cat snores.

My feet are size 12

I tend to sleep on my left side.

My nose was broken by a baseball when I was ten years old.

Once, I fell off a horse and couldn't feel my legs for five minutes.

 

[prettybaby661]

I love JesusI love to laugh (I tall a great joke)I'm so cute and adorableI'm niceI'm genuineI'm interestingI'm spontaneous (never a dull moment when I'm around)

 

[KarateCowboy]

I love JesusI love to laugh (I tall a great joke)I'm so cute and adorableI'm niceI'm genuineI'm interestingI'm spontaneous (never a dull moment when I'm around)

Sounds awesome