Why Evolution is false!

[Parmenio]

Evolution is demonstrably false because it totally lacks any proof for how life came from nothing!!

Further, evolution also fails to prove that the earth warming up is at all connected to man's actions since Mars is heating up too!

Even still more abominable from the "evilutionists" is their fantastic theory that we've visited the moon. Which is obviously preposterous based on the factual information presented here.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0

I won't even move on to the Kennedy assassination, as, I'm sure, we're all in agreement that evolution is wrong on that one.

Evolution: Code for everything I don't believe.

 

[atomweaver]

Heh. I almost called 'Poe', but then caught the 'seekret deecodur lyne' at the end... Funny

 

[Danyc]

Wait...

Poe?

 

[pgp_protector]

Wait...

Poe?

The video OTOH

 

[KhlulHloo]

So now a Poe equals stupid, ignorant, strawman arguments?


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, guess most so-called "creationists" on CF must be nothing more than Poes.

Move along, ignore idiotic and strawman threads........nothing to see here or argue against here.














UNLESS you are willing to accept that certain people who propose such idiocy as the OP are, in fact, NOT obeying the law of Poe.

Take your pick, one or the other.

 

[Bordamere]

lol joke topic

 

[Molal]

The video is cool

 

[Paconious]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0

Priests...dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions of the duperies on which they live.

-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Correa de Serra, April 11, 1820

 

[Wiccan_Child]

At first I was like, "Yay, something meaty to refute"
Then I was all, "Oh, my God, this guy is a 'tard"
Then I called Poe.

Memoirs of a Teenage Evolutionist

 

[Morcova]

He's not a poe guys, I posted this video a few weeks ago...

http://www.youtube.com/user/gorilla199

Look at his other videos.

And hilarious comments parmneio

 

[Wiccan_Child]

He's not a poe guys, I posted this video a few weeks ago...

http://www.youtube.com/user/gorilla199

Look at his other videos.

And hilarious comments parmneio

I think the OP and the YouTuber are different people.

At least, I hope so; the latter is a barmy paranoid.

 

[Morcova]

I think the OP and the YouTuber are different people.

At least, I hope so; the latter is a barmy paranoid.

They are different people.

Atleast i'm pretty sure they are.

 

[samanoskeake]

Well, you're retarded

You just don't like the theory because it dis-proves Christianity.

 

[Pesto]

Yes, they're different people. The OP is satire, while the video is the subject of the satire.

 

[AnonymousAdvocate]

aww dang, joke topic. i was getting ready to talk about proteins and stuff...

 

[RyanLeeParis]

Evolution doesn't explain the origins of life. Evolution explains the diversity of life we see around us. I'm not saying I believe it (I believe The Bible); but evolution explains the diversity of life and nothing more.

 

[ChordatesLegacy]

Evolution doesn't explain the origins of life. Evolution explains the diversity of life we see around us. I'm not saying I believe it (I believe The Bible); but evolution explains the diversity of life and nothing more.

Well said; all you have to do now is explain that to the indoctrinated half of the American population.

 

[Illuminatus]

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[exxxys]

Most people attempt to disprove evoloution in this way: "I have not evolved over my lifetime. Evoloution does not exist."

The process of evolution is so painstakingly slow that it would take thousands of years for any visible changes.

Remember, creationists, that matter cannot be created, or destroyed.

 

[Wiccan_Child]

Most people attempt to disprove evoloution in this way: "I have not evolved over my lifetime. Evoloution does not exist."

The process of evolution is so painstakingly slow that it would take thousands of years for any visible changes.

Remember, creationists, that matter cannot be created, or destroyed.

Uhh... I'm pretty sure matter can be destroyed. An atomic nucleus weighs less than the sum of its constituents: n free protons + m free neutrons has more mass than an atomic nuclei composed of n protons and m neutrons. Thus, matter can be destroyed (or, at least, converted into energy).