Why Do Atheist Get Up In The Morning?

[quatona]

Any thoughts?

 

[Skreeper]

To eat bread (Also babies but that's supposed to be a well kept secret)

 

[Wolfe]

This is why.

 

[Tanj]

weak bladder

 

[Wolfe]

This is why.

Aww that's lame, it wont show...

Anyway, it's a picture of a really nasty infected bed sore.

 

[Larniavc]

Any thoughts?

Those babies won't eat themselves, you know!

 

[Larniavc]

Any thoughts?

At Christmas it's the war that get me up.

I live the smell of decoration s in the morning.

 

[Occams Barber]

Any thoughts?

I have several thoughts on this:

Firstly, your thread title sentence is grammatically incorrect. In the context of the sentence, “Atheist” should be in the plural form “Atheists”. If however it was your intention to refer to an individual named “Atheist” then “Do” should be rendered as ”Does”. May one respectfully suggest you exercise a tad more care when formulating sentences?

I would further suggest that your title relies on the unsupported assumption that atheists do, in fact Get Up In The Morning. Many may Get Up but many may not. We simply don’t know. A Citation would be appropriate here. Unsupported stereotyping is to be avoided.

Finally your excessive use of Capital Letters to prefix all words in the sentence is suggestive of an Obsessive Inclination. You might consider Talking To Someone About This.

I think that’s about it.

Ohh... why do I (an Atheist) get up in the morning? In my case I think the desperate urge to void ones bladder provides the necessary and reasonable motivation.

OB

 

[Wolfe]

I have several thoughts on this:

Firstly, your thread title sentence is grammatically incorrect. In the context of the sentence, “Atheist” should be in the plural form “Atheists”. If however it was your intention to refer to an individual named “Atheist” then “Do” should be rendered as ”Does”. May one respectfully suggest you exercise a tad more care when formulating sentences?

I would further suggest that your title relies on the unsupported assumption that atheists do, in fact Get Up In The Morning. Many may Get Up but many may not. We simply don’t know. A Citation would be appropriate here. Unsupported stereotyping is to be avoided.

Finally your excessive use of Capital Letters to prefix all words in the sentence is suggestive of an Obsessive Inclination. You might consider Talking To Someone About This.

I think that’s about it.

Ohh... why do I (an Atheist) get up in the morning? In my case I think the desperate urge to void ones bladder provides the necessary and reasonable motivation.

OB

Aye, but that brings up a more interesting question...

Why do Atheist drink?

 

[Earatha]

If I don't the dog will yank the blanket off.

 

[Kylie]

Those babies won't eat themselves, you know!

Dunno about that. My daughter used to enjoy sucking on her own feet until she was almost 5.

 

[Occams Barber]

Aye, but that brings up a more interesting question...

Why do Atheist drink?

That's easy -

If all be true that I do think,
There are five reasons we should drink:
Good wine, a friend, or being dry,
Or lest we should be by and by,
...or any other reason why.
Henry Aldrich (1647-1710) - a theologian
OB

 

[Nithavela]

Bathroom break.

 

[KCfromNC]

Any thoughts?

Because my alarm clock goes off.

 

[essentialsaltes]

The cat will dance on my forehead until she gets fed.

 

[Tinker Grey]

Because the sun rises only to show that the SON has RISEN. And, thus atheists rise to show their suppressed belief in the SON!!!!!

 

[ananda]

Any thoughts?

Because it is dukkha to lay in bed or sleep too long.

 

[bhsmte]

Any thoughts?

Because my alarm woke me.

 

[bhsmte]

Aye, but that brings up a more interesting question...

Why do Atheist drink?

Why not drink?

 

[Larniavc]

The cat will dance on my forehead until she gets fed.

Mine has learnt to pull back the blanket or pillow I'm using to hide my head and then deftly claw the bit of my lips which meet the skin to painful effect.