Beauty4Ashes said:
What has God been teaching you lately?
It seems like He's giving me conflicting messages lately.
I think He's been trying to teach me to be a more considerate and loving person.
What are three of your strengths?
I'm excellent at organization.
I'm excellent at critical thinking (when I'm patient).
I'm able to jump over entire buildings in a single bound. Oh, wait.... that's spider man, right?
I read too much (dunno if that's a weakness, but it hurts school work, lol).
I start a billion projects that take an incredibly long time to finish, and end up abandoning half of them halfway through.

Cute, sweet girls, and kittens. OH! Not that kind of weakness... um, I like way too many subjects and tend to stretch myself too thin.
What advice would you give a single person wanting to be married?
What advice would you give a sick person wanting to be well?
What advice would you give to a dying person who wants to live?
What advice would you give a married person who wants to be single?
Ecclesiastes 3
1 There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under heaven:
2 a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,
3 a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,
4 a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,
5 a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain,
6 a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,
7 a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,
8 a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.
What advice would you give to someone with a broken heart?
Depends on who it was asking me. I'd probably tell them that everything happens for a reason, there's a guy/girl out there who's perfect for them, but they shouldn't give up - then give them some chocolate and a kitten.
What advice would you give to someone who is lonely?
I would tell them "Hey, me too!" and then give them a kitten.
What advice would you give to someone who was unsure of their calling?
"When you figure out how to deal with it, let me know, because I could use the same advice... maybe we should join a monastery somewhere."
Do you like giving advice?
Yes, I'm quite fond of it (and I'm actually good at it sometimes... don't take this thread as an example, it was most just me joking around

I don't ever give out the same advice twice because nobody has the same situation).
Do you like receiving advice?
Not usually. I don't like being a burden to people.
What is the worst piece of advice someone gave you?
"Whoa, dude, you should put some duct tape on that."
followed by...
"Don't pet him when he's hungry."
"I told you not to pet him."
"When you get older, you'll probably look back and think "I was a total moron.". So, instead of being a total moron, be wise and make wise choices."