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I got one for you, I'm bored, so stop adulting and entertain me.
well, at least I'm on the listEntertain Senkaku is in the bottom of the list right now unfortunately.
The way of the adulting is overtaking me right now...must pay bills! must calculate budget!
There ya go! Positivity! I'll bombard you with corny jokes soon...I promise it will be entertaining!well, at least I'm on the list
haha, this ought to be interesting, I eagerly await the corny jokes.There ya go! Positivity! I'll bombard you with corny jokes soon...I promise it will be entertaining!
If you have your own jokes, why do you come begging for mine? :o I'm insulted!There ya go! Positivity! I'll bombard you with corny jokes soon...I promise it will be entertaining!
If you have your own jokes, why do you come begging for mine?I'm insulted!
Hey, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!Lol I don't have original material obviously. I didn't say "my original corny jokes" that would be a cereal lie. Google is around for a reason...and Saucy is around for a reason too. So stop feeling insulted! Geez, so sensitive...
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Hey, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!
Hahah. Just read one that I thought was funny. Check this out...
So there was this real rich yuppie that was getting into his car when all of a sudden a car came flying by and sideswiped his entire BMW's door off. When the police arrived, the rich yuppie kept on complaining about how much damage was done to his expensive automobile. Finally, the cop got annoyed and said, "You pretentious rich people are all the same. The whole time you've been sitting here complaining about your car, you haven't even had time to notice that your entire arm has been severed, too."
To which the rich guy replied, "[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse], I'm missing my rolex too?!?!"
Good afternoon.
Yikes, sounds like that was so scary. I'm glad to hear your mom is okay. I'll pray for both of you for sure!Hi Everyone, first and foremost my Mom is okay but if you could all send some prayers her way that would be great. Today around 2:30p she got into a car wreck. She took her eyes off the road for a second and hit a bridge and the car fell down into the embankment. She is okay, but if she hadn't been leaning over at the time, the beam that pushed into the front windshield would have killed her, or so the police officer said at the scene.
We are still shaken up but we're okay. I wasn't with her at the time but I was a mess all day trying to figure out where she was and what was going on.
She's very sore now, but doesn't seem to be having any injuries, except maybe for some bruising.
Yikes, sounds like that was so scary. I'm glad to hear your mom is okay. I'll pray for both of you for sure!
And good morning! Hope you're all having a great day today.Good morning
Thank you @Multifavs I really appreciate it. It was very scary for both of us. Especially since at first I didn't know where mom was, or what was going on. And for her to actually be in the accident, she was in shock when she first got home, but after a few hours she just was astonished that she made it alive.
This morning she said she slept okay but she's woke up really sore.
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