What's on your mind?

[grandvizier1006]

The days of the week, according to my grandmother.

Sunday: "Why are you all dressed up?"

Monday: "Aren't Sunday afternoons so nice?"

Tuesday: "half price burgers are on Tuesday! Don't forget to bring some tomorrow."

Wednesday: "What doctor's appointment!?!"

Thursday: "You missed church?"

Friday: "I thought your chess club was yesterday."

Saturday: "Wake up! You'll miss school!"

I swear she randomly assigns her days of the week... it's so annoying sometimes.

I kind of wish grandparents could live forever and be all eccentric and funny.

 

[Toro]

I have been exiled to my brother's room. My younger brother brought a dozen high school friends to his house for a party,,and apparently if I'm seen I'll cause a huge embarassment. ridiculous.

If you have any tighty whities.... hike them up to your chest...... cover the back in Cheeto dust, if you have a mullet wig.... all the better.... walk outside your room singing anything Billy Ray Cyrus and then scream "Why didunt anywun tell me we hud compuny?" while scratching your stomach under your underwear and give them reason to be embarrassed.

 

[Toro]

The days of the week, according to my grandmother.

Sunday: "Why are you all dressed up?"

Monday: "Aren't Sunday afternoons so nice?"

Tuesday: "half price burgers are on Tuesday! Don't forget to bring some tomorrow."

Wednesday: "What doctor's appointment!?!"

Thursday: "You missed church?"

Friday: "I thought your chess club was yesterday."

Saturday: "Wake up! You'll miss school!"

I swear she randomly assigns her days of the week... it's so annoying sometimes.

:lol: Could be worse. When I was a kid, my uncle would come stay with us during a visit.

I would always take a nap on the couch before school. He would see me every morning as I was taking my nap, talking SOOOOOOOOOO loud. Would look at me and just before falling asleep would say "Taking a nap eh?" in which Id half awakely say "Nah, going fishing." or similar.

 

[TheGirlOnFire]

I have been exiled to my brother's room. My younger brother brought a dozen high school friends to his house for a party,,and apparently if I'm seen I'll cause a huge embarassment. ridiculous.

Not really all older brothers and sisters will always automaticly embarrass their little brothers


I was told by mine (mind am 30) that me being on a dating site was an embarrassment to him...

 

[Toro]

Not really all older brothers and sisters will always automaticly embarrass their little brothers


I was told by mine (mind am 30) that me being on a dating site was an embarrassment to him...

Tell him its that or you start dating his friends......... let him choose his embarrassment.

 

[Miss Spaulding]

:lol: Could be worse. When I was a kid, my uncle would come stay with us during a visit.

I would always take a nap on the couch before school. He would see me every morning as I was taking my nap, talking SOOOOOOOOOO loud. Would look at me and just before falling asleep would say "Taking a nap eh?" in which Id half awakely say "Nah, going fishing." or similar.

I just envisioned your uncle being Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[TheGirlOnFire]

Tell him its that or you start dating his friends......... let him choose his embarrassment. [emoji14]

Hahahahaha

I think it was the fact one of his friends in work seen me on their and messaged me hahahaha

And over his dead body would he allow anyone he knows date me lol

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Very productive...thank God for productive days.

 

[Toro]

I just envisioned your uncle being Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

Being I couldn't stand that movie past 10 minutes before threatening violence to the TV of the person that insisted I watch it.......... by saying...... if you dont change this, its going out the window.

I have no idea who that is, but I doubt that is an accurate match, being that if I were in the mafia every person that took part in that movie would have been buried in concrete and dumped in the ocean.

Hahahahaha

I think it was the fact one of his friends in work seen me on their and messaged me hahahaha

And over his dead body would he allow anyone he knows date me lol

Well, if he doesn't give you options, he has no right to complain.

 

[grandvizier1006]

If you have any tighty whities.... hike them up to your chest...... cover the back in Cheeto dust, if you have a mullet wig.... all the better.... walk outside your room singing anything Billy Ray Cyrus and then scream "Why didunt anywun tell me we hud compuny?" while scratching your stomach under your underwear and give them reason to be embarrassed.

That is so ridiculous I don't think I'd do it if I could. But if I ever need to clear a room, I'll remember this.

 

[Toro]

That is so ridiculous I don't think I'd do it if I could. But if I ever need to clear a room, I'll remember this.

Well, when people fear you will embarrass them while being yourself..... you just have to remind them....... you can be so much worse.

 

[.Mikha'el.]

I never conceived of a day where there'd be an MLB pitcher with the first name Sonnathan.

 

[grandvizier1006]

I never conceived of a day where there'd be an MLB pitcher with the first name Sonnathan.

I am not a fan of weird names, but that one sounds like it could be common. Have you found anyone else with that name?

 

[SnowyMacie]

I never conceived of a day where there'd be an MLB pitcher with the first name Sonnathan.

I once I heard the name D'Brickshaw, I stopped questioning.

 

[.Mikha'el.]

I am not a fan of weird names, but that one sounds like it could be common. Have you found anyone else with that name?

Nope. It answered my query about whether Sonny Gray's first name was short for anything.

 

[William67]

Not really all older brothers and sisters will always automaticly embarrass their little brothers


I was told by mine (mind am 30) that me being on a dating site was an embarrassment to him...

My brother and I are the eldest of 6 kids, 3 guys, 3 girls. We had alot of...fun! Especially when we would tell stories about our siblings...escapades as children.

 

[Toro]

I don't mind helping family.... but why do they always need help on the hottest of days? Why can't it be on the nicest days where it's not hot as fire outside?

*crawls weakly to a water troff*.... wa...ter..... must...... w....*dunks head in water*
WHARGARBLE!!!!!!

 

[grandvizier1006]

I had a college nightmare last night. My brother was making me sleep in some dorm room that was not my own, and by the time I found a place to sleep it was 4 am, in the dream. For some reason everyone started heading to class, so I figured I'd have to go without sleep. I can remember seeing tons of people I knew saying hello to me that I didn't expect, and I had to hang my head in shame, trying to find whatever class I was supposed to go. (I had a keycard and a slip of paper telling me my schedule, but it had been lost). So I found my grandpa, for some random reason, and he proceeded to take me to a tent set up with a replcaement schedule card. He then promptly prayed and thanked God that we had found the place, and instead of buying myself a new card I just sat on the grass of the campus and looked up at the sky in hopelessness.

My grandpa, of course, doesn't actually work at a college and would never be there, and my brother goes to a different college. Still, dream logic.

 

[MehGuy]

I had a dream that Chris-bot got a hardware update and ended up going out of control and became the anti-christ.

 

[grandvizier1006]

People my age are so ignorant about politics, myself included. Apparently Nixon was far-left and I had no idea! but if he was such a liberal than why do people see him as the worst president just because he put a camera in one room of a hotel? Nobody cared when Obama continued the NSA spying under Bush. Is it really just because Obama has a D next to his name and Nixon had an R?

I hate politics, it sets people up against each other and you can win just because most people don't care.