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Ugh... there are two wasps in the house. AND they're both in the side of the house that has my dinner in it.

(I'm very afraid of wasps.)

Bah, you should just have made tacos and invited me over....... they could sting me repeatedly..... they aint stopping me from getting the tacos....... AAAAAAND if they get tooo annoying while stinging I will bull slap them to the ground then stomp on them while they are dazed... if not dead from the bull slap. Thats how you kill things like that.

You dont try and smash them while in flight. You smack the poop out of them, then when they are dazed you crush them on the ground.

I have a huge problem here with wasps. (Im on the shaded side and they like making a nest repeatedly above the front door).. we have this game.... they get into Toros apt. and Toro swings at them like its baseball......

When I hear the sweat sweat sound of a wasp thud against my "bat" or the wall........ I scream HOME RUN!!!! with my arms up in the air then I jump on their corpse or almost corpse to finish the job for sure.

Then out comes the vacuum to dispose of the body. I dislike when such thing get in here, but when they do..... I have fun killing them.
 
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Ugh... there are two wasps in the house. AND they're both in the side of the house that has my dinner in it.

(I'm very afraid of wasps.)

My solution for next time: inscect screens in your door or window ^_^
 
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Well some people like me are really strong willed and hate the word No!

Perhaps that is it. Unfortunately, I am as stubborn as a mule at times and I'm afraid the person's persistence is going to have the opposite effect of the one they were wanting.
 
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@dreaminofireland, I was about to say that I don't have anyone to kill them for me. In fact, I'm the one who is supposed to kill them for my grandmother.

But apparently, I have @Toro to kill them for me. :D That sounds like a great show. Definitely worth making tacos. Maybe even worth frying homemade taco shells...

I ALSO killed two mice yesterday. My grandmother and I live in an 80+ year old farmhouse, and there are a lot of cracks where things get in. They've been coming to visit extra often lately, because it's been very hot and dry out.

I just hope we don't get snakes. I know how to get rid of mice and I can eventually get rid of wasps. The problem with snakes is that if I shoot a snake in the house, some of my relatives will get very upset about firearm safety and me ruining the floor and so on.
 
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@dreaminofireland, I was about to say that I don't have anyone to kill them for me. In fact, I'm the one who is supposed to kill them for my grandmother.

But apparently, I have @Toro to kill them for me. :D That sounds like a great show. Definitely worth making tacos. Maybe even worth frying homemade taco shells...

I ALSO killed two mice yesterday. My grandmother and I live in an 80+ year old farmhouse, and there are a lot of cracks where things get in. They've been coming to visit extra often lately, because it's been very hot and dry out.

I just hope we don't get snakes. I know how to get rid of mice and I can eventually get rid of wasps. The problem with snakes is that if I shoot a snake in the house, some of my relatives will get very upset about firearm safety and me ruining the floor and so on.

Then the nets don't help :p

Must be difficult though with all the insects :(
 
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@dreaminofireland, I was about to say that I don't have anyone to kill them for me. In fact, I'm the one who is supposed to kill them for my grandmother.

But apparently, I have @Toro to kill them for me. :D That sounds like a great show. Definitely worth making tacos. Maybe even worth frying homemade taco shells...

I ALSO killed two mice yesterday. My grandmother and I live in an 80+ year old farmhouse, and there are a lot of cracks where things get in. They've been coming to visit extra often lately, because it's been very hot and dry out.

I just hope we don't get snakes. I know how to get rid of mice and I can eventually get rid of wasps. The problem with snakes is that if I shoot a snake in the house, some of my relatives will get very upset about firearm safety and me ruining the floor and so on.
Learn of any venomous and non-venomous snakes in your area. Dispose of the non-venomous ones and shoot only the venomous ones. Saves hassle and bullets :D

There has actually been a snake that I have seen twice in the backyard that I have just not told Mom about. The snake just slithered around and caused no harm. I personally think people are way too paranoid of snakes, co spidering that most aren't venomous and don't actively try and kill humans.
 
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@dreaminofireland, I was about to say that I don't have anyone to kill them for me. In fact, I'm the one who is supposed to kill them for my grandmother.

But apparently, I have @Toro to kill them for me. :D That sounds like a great show. Definitely worth making tacos. Maybe even worth frying homemade taco shells...

I ALSO killed two mice yesterday. My grandmother and I live in an 80+ year old farmhouse, and there are a lot of cracks where things get in. They've been coming to visit extra often lately, because it's been very hot and dry out.

I just hope we don't get snakes. I know how to get rid of mice and I can eventually get rid of wasps. The problem with snakes is that if I shoot a snake in the house, some of my relatives will get very upset about firearm safety and me ruining the floor and so on.

:D :hoho: tacos!

Wasp killing and Americas "favorite pastime"? How can you go wrong?

Mice and rats are different. Normally you just let a cat deal with them.... but in absence of a cat.... that is when you fall back on the worlds favorite pastime of futbol. It's not cruel, its simply a case of STAY OUT OF MUH HOUSE.

After kicking a diseased rodent out the door of your house you scream GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!! and run around with your hands up, much like after hitting a "home run".

Both of these creatures on the outside of my house are left in peace. (Except the wasps that try and nest at my door) Those are left in pieces. Luckily I've never had a mice problem since I owned a cat most of my life.
 
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Those poor mice! We had a bunch of them when I lived in a students' home. They ate out of the cupboard in the kitchen and danced in the living room. When I laid in my bed I saw one looking at me in my closet because I put cheese for him there, so sweet. But one girl wanted to kill them so I catched them with a mouse friendly thing and put them in the woods. Then they got a cat especially to catch them. When he finally had one they were all looking how he would kill it and I took him away from the living room and put him in my room to protect the mouse. Lol that guy, I've never seen him that angry. He yelled at me: put that cat back!! No way!! Hahaha good old times.
 
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My allergies are getting terrible. I can't get eye drops into my eye well, and whether it's my cats or dust i can't wait to go to college and have the allergies go away for a while.
 
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Those poor mice! We had a bunch of them when I lived in a students' home. They ate out of the cupboard in the kitchen and danced in the living room. When I laid in my bed I saw one looking at me in my closet because I put cheese for him there, so sweet. But one girl wanted to kill them so I catched them with a mouse friendly thing and put them in the woods. Then they got a cat especially to catch them. When he finally had one they were all looking how he would kill it and I took him away from the living room and put him in my room to protect the mouse. Lol that guy, I've never seen him that angry. He yelled at me: put that cat back!! No way!! Hahaha good old times.


Poor mice? BAH, the closest thing to a mouse I like is the Squeaky.

I dated a woman that had a rat for a pet. She put it on my shoulder...... I sat there for a few short moments.... then it licked my ear....... I told her if she didnt grab this thing and put it back in its cage, it would be thrown against the wall. I do not abide animals that start the whole bubonic plague and their fleas.

Again, if they are outside in their home...... we can go our separate ways. They try and coexist with me in my house...... nuh huh.

Moral of the story, if you wanna live or be welcome in Toro's place...... you can't have more legs than he and if you do, you better know how to bark or meow.
 
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Poor mice? BAH, the closest thing to a mouse I like is the Squeaky.

I dated a woman that had a rat for a pet. She put it on my shoulder...... I sat there for a few short moments.... then it licked my ear....... I told her if she didnt grab this thing and put it back in its cage, it would be thrown against the wall. I do not abide animals that start the whole bubonic plague and their fleas.

Again, if they are outside in their home...... we can go our separate ways. They try and coexist with me in my house...... nuh huh.

Moral of the story, if you wanna live or be welcome in Toro's place...... you can't have more legs than he and if you do, you better know how to bark or meow.
I knew a guy who had a rat oh and a punk girl in highschool, she took it with her during the lessons. It sat in her neck. I wanted to buy one too because they were so sweet, but when I saw it in the shop I saw those red eyes and long tail, eeeeww, rabbits were cute but no rat. Those hamsters were also cute.
 
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@dreaminofireland, I was about to say that I don't have anyone to kill them for me. In fact, I'm the one who is supposed to kill them for my grandmother.

But apparently, I have @Toro to kill them for me. :D That sounds like a great show. Definitely worth making tacos. Maybe even worth frying homemade taco shells...

I ALSO killed two mice yesterday. My grandmother and I live in an 80+ year old farmhouse, and there are a lot of cracks where things get in. They've been coming to visit extra often lately, because it's been very hot and dry out.

I just hope we don't get snakes. I know how to get rid of mice and I can eventually get rid of wasps. The problem with snakes is that if I shoot a snake in the house, some of my relatives will get very upset about firearm safety and me ruining the floor and so on.
Shoot a snake???
 
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Shoot a snake???

Sure. Would you want to get near a viper? They also make pistol rounds that fire "shot" instead of a single lead projectile. Theyre like tiny little shotgun shells. lol
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