Tomorrow is the best day of the year, Fat Tuesday. Are you ready? I have my agenda all planned out:
-Wake up
-Eat a paczki
-Change from pajama pants into Pajama Jeans, while eating a paczki
-Have a modest breakfast of only 3 paczkis
-Drink a protein shake, made with blended up paczkis
-Brush my teeth while eating another paczki
-Dance party in the shower to the song: "Eat It" by Weird Al, while eating a paczki
-Get the kids up and dressed, while eating a paczki
-Drop off kids at school, waving goodbye and saying "I waugf yew" with a mouth full of paczki
- Come home, play a fun game of Jenga by myself, only the blocks are made of cut up paczkis that I have to eat if I want to win (and I do)
-Get the kitchen cleaned up, using a paczki to wipe the counters (and then eating it when I'm done)
-Salad for lunch. HAHAHAHAHAH just kidding. Paczkis.
-Take a nap on a pillow made of paczkis
-Play fetch with the dog, using a paczki
-Go to the gym, have a pre workout paczki, a during workout paczki, and a post workout one
-Pick up kids from school eating paczkis
-Dinner: steak and cauliflower....SHAPED PACZKIS
-Have a nightcap paczki, and go to bed (after having one more paczki)