*God apears in brilliance never seen to my eyes*
God: "I am the Lord Almighty, creator of the heavens and the earth."(this would be important and if he did not start this way I would immediately ask him who he is.)
Me: "Holy Sh...err...Whoa! What took you so long, I..."
(after caca'ing my diapers He butts in...)
God: "Yes, whoa. Do that which I speak. Take this person (whoever) and kill them. I the Lord command you.
Me: "Whoa" says I..."hold on a couple tics...*shaking me head*..."let's sit a spell and get to know each other. As you no doubt know, I've a whole bunch of questions I..."
(He butts in again...)
God: "I am the Lord your God. Do that which I command you, for your neighor is evil though he seems good. You must punish evil for me, and serve my Justice, for he has trespassed against my Holy Law, and....."
And I can see this onesided conversation (mostly His) proceeding downhill rather quickly. Somewhere along this conversation I'd be questioning myself if I've gone mad...big time. I'd be looking to see if anyone else sees me and this God. And I'd think during the first few moments I'd be rather speachless and dumbstruck, paralysed, wondering if this Being can smell the stench comming from my pants.
*I wait for Him to finish*
Me: "But didn't you say in your book not to murder?"
God: "Silence, do my bidding...kill your neighbor or suffer an eternity in hell"
Me: ..."Ahh, sorry...but no. I've never been a mercenary and I don't intend on becoming one now, whatever the price you put on it. Wave your magic finger and do it yourself".
(Yeah, I may believe this Being exists now. But will I not worship a Being that would have lesser beings do His bidding in such a way. That is no God for me.
And if He strikes me down because of it...I awear I'll find a way to get Him back.
Note: this is just a joke, people. I think the OP is a rediculous question.