What to do when you meet a problem on a passenger airplane.

[mnorian]

Step 1: Place can over spider.

Step 2: Move your seat.

Step 3: Burn down the entire plane.

 

[IceJad]

I would have skipped direct to step 3

 

[HARK!]

That looks like the ones we have in Texas. The children play with them here. I woke up with one on my eye one night, not too long after I moved to Texas. For some reason as I was waking up, I couldn't get my eye open. When I realized that there was something on it. I jumped out of bed, and swatted it off my eye. It landed on the floor; and I turned on the light to see what it was. CREEPED ME OUT!

 

[fwGod]

When I was composing my reply just now I saw a spider crawling on my keyboard, I think that you can imagine the hijinks that ensued.

 

[Arc F1]

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Step 1: Place can over spider.

Step 2: Move your seat.

Step 3: Burn down the entire plane.

Jump out. Definitely jump out of the plane, parachute or not I'm gone lol

 

[Arc F1]

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I would be yelling for my wife to come and kill it.... And running away really fast.

 

[mnorian]

I would be yelling for my wife to come and kill it.... And running away really fast.

My daughter used to have several large Tarantulas as pets; and thought it was nothing to let them crawl all over her.

But; let one of our fast running Wolf spiders from here in Oregon; about half the size of a tarantula; get anywhere near her; she would freak-out! Said she didn't trust the smaller ones; as they would bite you!

I never did get comfortable with the Tarantulas; she put one on my back once and let it crawl up over my shoulder! I about killed both of us; putting some space between us!

 

[Arc F1]

My daughter used to have several large Tarantulas as pets; and thought it was nothing to let them crawl all over her.

But; let one of our fast running Wolf spiders from here in Oregon; about half the size of a tarantula; get anywhere near her; she would freak-out! Said she didn't trust the smaller ones; as they would bite you!

I never did get comfortable with the Tarantulas; she put one on my back once and let it crawl up over my shoulder! I about killed both of us; putting some space between us!

I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't like them...... Yeah right lol

 

[Lost4words]

They dont bother me. If they are in my bowl i will eat them with my food!

 

[mnorian]

They can be pretty; in a spidery way; so the picture was to show off the beauty of them. There are all kinds of them; here is a couple a more; but not to frighten you but to show that:

I like the blue ones the most:

Here is a close-up of the Rose Hair tarantula.

 

[FreeinChrist]

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I did a small clean up. This is a thread meant in humor, so let's keep it that way.​