What NOT to say on your Eharmony profile

[MrsTtheoneandonly]

I guess I'd strike out with you then. I'm counting the days until NCAA Football 2008 comes out (with your homeboy Jared Zabransky on the cover)

As for posting about playing video games...well, I don't remember if Chris posted that or not, but he loves em and I married him so I guess it worked for him! hehe

 

[yourinnervoice]

Yeah, I just matched today and closed out by some guy who said he was a Dr. and had quite a few grammar mistakes in his profile. Thank you.

Eaten - What does that mean: "I just matched today and closed out..."? Is that Eharmony talk, online dating talk? Just wondering.

Thanks!

 

[yourinnervoice]

Other items not to post on your Eharmony profile:

"The voices in my head are not as loud as they used to be"

"My parole officer and I go out for drinks once a week"

"My 4th ex-wife owns a nice restaurant. She'll give us a discount if we go there"

"I own cages, but no animals"

"I own leashes, but no animals"

"I've found dog food gives my skin a certain glow"