What is the closest thing around you game....

[bbbbbbb]

In my shirt pocket.

Closest eraser not on a pencil?

 

[lucypevensie]

In my husband’s office downstairs.

closest animal product

 

[Chesterton]

A tin of anchovies. Now before you correct me by saying an animal itself is not an animal product, let me remind you that every anchovie is a product of a time when a little girl anchovie and little boy anchovie fell in love and, well, you know how that works. Not that it works exactly the same way for all of God's creatures, but I'm sure love is involved. Except with sharks, but everyone who saw that movie knows sharks are just plain mean and evil. But I digress...

Closest thing that's not a dog toy but which your dog would love to use as such.

 

[lucypevensie]

A plastic water bottle. When she was a pup she loved chewing on those. She never tore them up, just liked the crunch I guess.

Closest thing a kid would think is fun to play with

 

[Chesterton]

Definitely my AR-15, but don't worry, I only let him when's he's been really good.

Closest thing that was purchased from a TV informercial.

 

[lucypevensie]

Our laptop. Mom in law bought it for herself on QVC and she hated it, so she gave it to us, and we hate it too.

Closest wooden box.

 

[bbbbbbb]

On my gateleg table in my living room.

Closest card table?

 

[lucypevensie]

In the basement

closest thing (besides you) producing sound right now?

 

[bbbbbbb]

My computer is humming along here.

Closest bandstand?

 

[lucypevensie]

About 15 minute drive

Closest athletic field

 

[bbbbbbb]

About a seven minute drive.

Closest water tower?

 

[lucypevensie]

This one, which happens to be the largest (elevated) water tower in the state.

 

[lucypevensie]

Closest bowling alley

 

[bbbbbbb]

Twenty-four blocks away.

Closest fire station?

 

[lucypevensie]

1.5 miles

closest YMCA

 

[bbbbbbb]

Seven minutes by car.

Closest beauty salon?

 

[lucypevensie]

About a mile. I’ve been there and don’t recommend it.

Closest sink

 

[bbbbbbb]

About fifteen feet in my bathroom (actually two bathrooms, both equidistant from where I am sitting).

Closest steam radiator?

 

[lucypevensie]

Behind me, 10 feet

closest board/table game

 

[bbbbbbb]

In the center of my living room about twenty feet from me.

Closest deck of regular playing cards?