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what is funny about seinfield?

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I think my all time favorite is a toss up between:

1. Babu Bhatt opens "The Dream Cafe," George & the IQ test... "Where'd you get the sandwich from?" Where'd I get the sandwich from? From my pocket, where else??"

and

2. Eric the Clown.

George: "What looked like pushing and shoving, was actually....a safety precaution! Isn't it true, that in a smoke filled room, the best place to be is on the floor! I was leading the way! What kind of topsy-turvy society do we live in where heroes are cast as villains?!!?"

Fireman: "How do you live with yourself?"

George: "Its not easy!"

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Or how about the one where Jerry and Kramer think their accountant is a coke-head, and Kramer goes to the bar and busts open the toilet stall door and takes a picture with the polaroid!!! LOL (For those who dont know: They think the guy is snorting coke in the bathroom, but he wasnt).

I could go on, and on, and on, ....
 
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Key Peninsula Redneck said:
Didn't they have one with a trial or something like that?

I also liked the soup nazi one!

yeah, they broke the good-samartin law. lol

My family loves Seinfeld. Whenever I go out to dinner with my dad, we quote lines from that show all the time. My dad's and uncle's favorite one is the "worlds greatest dad" t-shirt episode. They always say to eachother
"you think your better than me?" or I'll say "Amys getting angry!!"

I like the one where Jerry's dentist converts, and starts making Jewish jokes. Jerry thinks the only reason he converted was to be able to make jewish jokes. So he goes to confession and tells the priest about the jewish jokes and the priest goes,
"so this offends you, as a jewish person." and jerry goes
"no it offends me as a comedian" lol

the best line in that show. Kramer thinks Jerry is an "anti-denti" and says jerry is racisist against dentist. kramer goes..

"Now I bet you'll tell me that they have to have there own schools"
and jerry is like
"They do have their own schools!" lol
 
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