i just dont get it... it just isnt funny.
please somebody help me, am i not getting it? or is just rubbish?
some quotes, perhaps you could help me with these examples if dont really feel like giving an in-depth explanation.
"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."
"TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a bloodstained T-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem."
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish-burger and I realize, "Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.""
btw, i dont mean "i dont get it" as in ive missed the wordplay or references. ive seen them, and i just dont think theyre funny.
so why do so many people think that they're funny?
is something wrong with me
?
btw, those were just random quotes from this site:
www.42.dropbear.id.au/seinfield.html
please somebody help me, am i not getting it? or is just rubbish?
some quotes, perhaps you could help me with these examples if dont really feel like giving an in-depth explanation.
"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."
"TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a bloodstained T-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem."
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish-burger and I realize, "Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.""
btw, i dont mean "i dont get it" as in ive missed the wordplay or references. ive seen them, and i just dont think theyre funny.
so why do so many people think that they're funny?
is something wrong with me

btw, those were just random quotes from this site:
www.42.dropbear.id.au/seinfield.html