Guess I could start doing things that I did when I was a kid:
* If a shoestring breaks, tie the broken ends together
* Iron a patch on a pair of jeans with holes at the knee. Oh wait, holes are a fashion now!
* Baking soda on my toothbrush, for brushing
* mow the lawn with one of those push mowers with the spinning blades
* when I mow, and I pause for a refreshment, drink water out of the water hose
* consider Kool-Aid, SPAM and Tang nutritious. Besides, I loved green Kool-Aid, the taste of fried SPAM--and the space program consciousness of Tang.
* walk barefoot outside when not mowing
* bike to the grocery store
* keep only two pairs of shoes (I was one of 10 kids): high-top PF Flyers and going-to-Church shoes. Are PF's expensive know? Oh, some KMart brand, then!
* To rule out: when I was a youngster, it was humiliating to eat my Mom's Velveeta cheese sandwiches at school. To think that Velveeta is now in the Let Them Eat Cake category! That was considered lower class stuff. You know, like driving a Cadillac with retread tires. Oh well, guess I'll wait for that government handout of free, surplus cheese. Remember that?