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What Do You Get When You Cross...

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What Do You Get When You Cross...

A fawn with a hornet? Bambee.

A policeman with a telegram? Copper wire.

A canary with a mole? A miner bird.

A pig with a cactus? A porkerpine.

A cat with a lemon? A sourpuss.

A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.

A chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.

A duck with a steamroller? A flat duck.

An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.

A spider with a rabbit? A hare net.

A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.

An owl with a goat? A hootenanny.

An Indian with a cow? Geronimoo.

A tiger with a needle? Pin stripes.

A termite with a house? An exterminator.

A dove with a high chair? A stool pigeon.

A tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.

A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

A rabbit with a kilt? Hopscotch.

A dog with a daisy? A collie-flower.

A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger.

The Green Giant with Robin Hood? A Hoe-Bow.

The Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway.

A movie with a swimming pool? A dive-in theater.

Telly Sevalas with a pool table? A billiard bald.

A potato with an onion? A potato with watery eyes.

A dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

A vulture with a small grass house? A scavenger hut.

A pit bull with a collie? A dog that bites your leg off and runs for help.

A kangaroo with a sheep? A wooly jumper.

A gorilla and a sheep? A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long.
 

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Believe it or not...there's a community swimming pool, in Kentucky I think, where they have a movie screen at the deep end of their pool! They were showing "Flintstones Movie" that night. (This was during a '95 missions trip.)
 
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