Because I can't for serious.
List the things that you do to make yourself go to sleep.
List the things that you do to make yourself go to sleep.
Start praying with my eyes closed
Sometimes, I'm able to jump start my sleep by daydreaming in a way that reflects my night dreams. When I'm about to fall asleep, the visions in my head start to become surreal. I've had some luck with mimicking those thought patterns.
Watch public television or something on Netflix. I find Xena: The Warrior Princess is good for putting me to sleep in an instant.