We The People Buy Trump a Birthday Present: Trump planning military parade through DC for 79th birthday

[Aryeh Jay]

With all the money saved by firing former veterans there's plenty for a parade. And if you can't have a Soviet Russian style parade with tanks as the oldest person to ever be President, then what good is it?

 

[wing2000]

I don't choose to buy any president a present. This is against my will /belief , since we don't know them. They don't need money. They're not my family or friend. Trump isn't God. Sadly people thinks he is God. My taxes shouldn't pay for this craziness. It should be against everyone belief. I don't have a choice with the waist of money. I prefer to watch Bones , and other shows .

...well, if Trump had not ticked off his ultra-wealthy donors with this tariff policy, he could have asked them to pay for it.

 

[wing2000]

With all the money saved by firing former veterans there's plenty for a parade. And if you can't have a Soviet Russian style parade with tanks as the oldest person to ever be President, then what good is it?

...and don't forget the savings from cutting VA benefits.

On that note, I don't expect we'll see any veterans in wheel chairs or prosthetecs participating in the parade.

 

[Always in His Presence]

WOW! talk about adding one and one and getting banana!

The Commander in Chief want to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the Army and because his birthday falls on the same day - it has to be because he wants the glory for himself. I suspect he planned to come out of the birth canal on that day, just in case he became president one day.

Remember - he will be dictator on day one - etc. etc.

And the left wonders why their approval rating is sinking faster than the Titanic

 

[Larniavc]

I wonder if they’ll construct a special area for it, maybe a square, oh and they can paint it red for Republican symbolism. Just throwing ideas out there.

Maybe a tank of some kind might be in order. And a person for scale.

 

[Larniavc]

I don't see the problem the other Donald frequently gets a parade.

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The common denominator here both are dummies.
(I wonder if penguins will be invited.)

This is from a protest in Trump's first term. This was in the UK.

 

[High Fidelity]

Can we please all pitch in to get him a general’s uniform to wear or at least have a tailor add some epaulets to his suit jacket?

With about 80 medals.

American soldiers seemingly get medals for turning up to work on time, but the Russians are on another level haha. 5 years into their career as an officer they’re practically Iron Man because they’re encased in medals.

 

[Aryeh Jay]

With about 80 medals.

American soldiers seemingly get medals for turning up to work on time, but the Russians are on another level haha. 5 years into their career as an officer they’re practically Iron Man because they’re encased in medals.

Just don't forget the "I survived VD" medal

 

[Fantine]

With all the money saved by firing former veterans there's plenty for a parade. And if you can't have a Soviet Russian style parade with tanks as the oldest person to ever be President, then what good is it?

Have you auditioned for Colbert or Kimmel? You'd be great at stand up!

 

[Aryeh Jay]

Have you auditioned for Colbert or Kimmel? You'd be great at stand up!

I did stand up in the late late 80s, I did make a friend that still dose it to this day but I made more money in the Military.

I went to one of their shows in September and they saw me, I was in the front row, and called me out and embarrassed me in front of my wife and daughter. But that's comedy.

 

[Bradskii]

WOW! talk about adding one and one and getting banana!

The Commander in Chief want to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the Army and because his birthday falls on the same day - it has to be because he wants the glory for himself.

You nailed it.

 

[Aryeh Jay]

With about 80 medals.

American soldiers seemingly get medals for turning up to work on time, but the Russians are on another level haha. 5 years into their career as an officer they’re practically Iron Man because they’re encased in medals.

Umm, getting a medal for the Monarch's birthday?

 

[GoldenBoy89]

With about 80 medals.

American soldiers seemingly get medals for turning up to work on time, but the Russians are on another level haha. 5 years into their career as an officer they’re practically Iron Man because they’re encased in medals.

I mean if we really want him to look the part and don’t care for his own discomfort I’m sure Party City can help us get him something a little more regal for his big day.

Something more like this would be fitting:

 

[Bradskii]

That really needs a thought bubble...

 

[High Fidelity]

Don’t give him ideas. He’s already said he isn’t joking about a third term.

The irony after years of crying that ‘King Obama’ would do the same.

I mean if we really want him to look the part and don’t care for his own discomfort I’m sure Party City can help us get him something a little more regal for his big day.

Something more like this would be fitting:View attachment 363285

 

[Larniavc]

I mean if we really want him to look the part and don’t care for his own discomfort I’m sure Party City can help us get him something a little more regal for his big day.

Something more like this would be fitting:View attachment 363285

I will never not see a man playing dress up in his mum’s clothes.

 

[SimplyMe]

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This is from a protest in Trump's first term. This was in the UK.

Yes, I was thinking maybe we should talk to those in the UK with the balloon, invite them to participate with it in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

 

[Aryeh Jay]

I will never not see a man playing dress up in his mum’s clothes.

I always thought he was a Queen...

 

[Always in His Presence]

I suspect he planned to come out of the birth canal on that day, just in case he became president one day.

Remember - he will be dictator on day one - etc. etc.

And the left wonders why their approval rating is sinking faster than the Titanic

You nailed it.

Yup - I sure did and the posts on this thread prove it to be true.

 

[sjastro]

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This is from a protest in Trump's first term. This was in the UK.

Seeing the imbecile clad in a nappy is indicative of his mental age.