ProAntiRevolution
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Gym rants:
1.I hate the grunters. I've been lifting weights since I was 14, never needed to make quasi-sex grunts to get anything done. I'm pretty sure no one needs to make quasi-sex grunts so loud they're audible over my iPod, which is turned up pretty loud.
2.There is no need to scream your rep count at the top of your lungs. Counting quietly, or silently, works just as well. I fairly certain none of the women on the cardio machines are going to run back and offer themselves to you because they heard your impressive rep count.
3.Wipe down the cardio equipment when you're done with it. Just because it isn't a bench doesn't mean you didn't sweat all over surfaces other people have to touch. When you're finished with free weights, put the plates back on the rack. Does anyone like having to go search around for the weight they need?
4.No one needs to wander around the locker room naked. I am sick to death of looking up from putting my shoes on only to get an eye full of hairy scrotum.
5.If you feel the need to try and hit on the girl at the counter, who is never going to go out with you in a million years, can you at least let me swipe my card first?
1.I hate the grunters. I've been lifting weights since I was 14, never needed to make quasi-sex grunts to get anything done. I'm pretty sure no one needs to make quasi-sex grunts so loud they're audible over my iPod, which is turned up pretty loud.
2.There is no need to scream your rep count at the top of your lungs. Counting quietly, or silently, works just as well. I fairly certain none of the women on the cardio machines are going to run back and offer themselves to you because they heard your impressive rep count.
3.Wipe down the cardio equipment when you're done with it. Just because it isn't a bench doesn't mean you didn't sweat all over surfaces other people have to touch. When you're finished with free weights, put the plates back on the rack. Does anyone like having to go search around for the weight they need?
4.No one needs to wander around the locker room naked. I am sick to death of looking up from putting my shoes on only to get an eye full of hairy scrotum.
5.If you feel the need to try and hit on the girl at the counter, who is never going to go out with you in a million years, can you at least let me swipe my card first?
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