Vegas isn't such a bad idea

[smacky ramone]

I'm having a Ghostbusters-themed wedding. You're all invited (the invitations will come in the form of a PKE Meter), although you can't be admitted to the reception without a proton pack.

 

[smacky ramone]

is this an old thread or is mike back?

Like a VD, I seem to keep returning.

 

[trentlogain2]

Like a VD, I seem to keep returning.

YouTube - Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.

word

 

[scraparcs]

It's a lot cheaper to just go to the courthouse and spend a few hundred bucks.

 

[SmileAndAHandshake]

So I've been watching friends plan weddings, and I wonder why people bother with such grotesquely elaborate ceremonies. I've heard the average ceremony costs $30,000 (one couple I know is trying to keep it to "just" $6,000 — a princely sum nonetheless). Thirty grand could buy me a new Mustang GT or Subaru WRX STI. And it's just one afternoon! So you spend thousands you don't have to throw a party for people you can barely stand to celebrate a marriage that has a 50 percent chance of failure.

Screw that; I'm going to Vegas. I'll find an Elvis impersonator to officiate the ceremony, like these folks:

We were married by a Justice of the Peace but had a wedding a month later "for the family". Lemme just say that it was NOT worth it... and if I could do it over again, I'd have taken all that money and gone on a cruise

 

[Fremdin]

There is nothing in this world I would rather do than just elope and have an awesome honeymoon with all the money I'd save. I do not understand wedding culture at all.

 

[smacky ramone]

And these bridezillas? They should be Tasered.

 

[SmileAndAHandshake]

I second the tasering ...

Motion passed. Move to recommend places we may procure a large amount of tasers D:

Bridezillas drive me nuts