Vantriliquist Mouse

[electguitarplayer08]

-ok so a guy goes into a resteraunt and tells the waiter "will you pay -me 50 bucks if I show you a good trick?"
-"sure" says the waiter
-the guy pulls out a mouse and a tiny piano and the mouse starts playing
-"wow" says the waiter and hands the guy 50 bucks
-the guy asks "will you pay me another 50bucks for a better one?"
-"i dont see how anything could be better" responded the waiter
-the guy pulls out a frog and sets him by the piano and when the mouse starts playing he sings allong...
-and along came a guy that saw the mouse and frog and asked to buy the frog... they eventually settled on 5,000 dollars...
-the waiter asked after the buyer left "why'd you do that the frog was worth millions!"
-the guy responded... "the frog was normal.... the mouse is a vantriliquist"
-DA DA DISH (lol)

 

[jehovahjireh2007]

Hehehe...........

 

[notanordinarygirl]

lol

 

[hzfollower9]

lol!

 

[eturner74]

lol

 

[browncoat7]

Ha Ha Ha

 

[Kitangel]

lol

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[-MaRyy*]

james lol

 

[cruelncute]

lol

 

[kitmehsu]

I think that I had heard that one in some form or another. Still very good

 

[Noble_Wolf_Heart]

I've heard that one before, but it remains a really funny one!!!

 

[trimmjoy]

hehe.