I think I can add a little to this conversation, even though I'm coming in a little late.
I'm an adult convert, and came into Christianity about a year ago. I had read the New Testament three times, and the Old Testament a few, and as such was a rather strong Biblicist. I tried attending multiple congregations of different faiths. I went to a Catholic church, which I didn't agree with for multiple reasons, a Pentecostal church, during which I didn't know whether to praise the Lord or call an ambulance (their practice of glossolalia can be quite reminiscent of the girl in the Exorcist for those who have no clue what's happening), I went to a Confessional Reformed Church, and discovered that I vehemently deny most most of TULIP, I went to a Southern Baptist Church, where they said that the reason they didn't even have a single cross in the church was because of the Bible bans idolatry (I'm partial to the crucifix myself), I went to a United Church of Christ congregation, and found it was less a church and more a Socialist/Liberal advertisement (though it might just be the one I went to), I went to an Episcopal Church, again, too liberal, I went to an Orthodox church, and, well, that didn't fare to well. On and on this went, all the time trying to find a church which I enjoyed and measured up to my biblical scrutiny.
Finally one of my friends, who ironically is ELCA, told me to read the Book of Concord, which is the 1,000+ page book that collects under one cover all of the Lutheran Confessions which the LCMS/WELS/ELS hold in their entirety quia or because they are completely faithful to Biblical teachings. It was ironic that my ELCA friend told me to read them because they (the ELCA) only hold to them as quatenus, or so far as they agree with the Bible (which I, after a few weeks experience, highly doubt).
Needless to say, I decided Lutheranism was the religion for me, and thus set off to an ELCA congregation.
There were two Pastors, a man and a women, which irked me because, as I said before, I was a Biblicist, but I figured they would make up for it in Theology.
I don't mean to demean the ELCA, as this was just the experience I personally had at one congregation. Here's a list of ten things I, the congregation, or the catechumens were taught during my six weeks:
1. This is the only Church I've ever been to in which the Pastor opens up (her) sermon with, "According to Tibetan Buddhist tradition . . ." Excuse me? Pastor? I came here to be preached the Law and the Gospel, and the Bible. I'm a soon to be Lutheran, in a Lutheran church, not a Tibetan Buddhist.
2. Again, the only Church where I've heard the "Father Jesus, Mother God" prayer. Doesn't the Bible say God the Father every three verses?
3. When one of your two Pastors says "I believe the Real Presence to be merely symbolic" (even after years of Lutheran seminary), and the other says "the Real Presence is literal," you've got some Theological gaps to close up. That's really not a good situation.
4. "Baptism isn't necessary for salvation." Hm. . . what about 1 Peter 3:21, Mark 16:16, Matthew 28:19, Acts 2:38, Acts 16:31, Romans 6:3-6, and the other, oh, I don't know, fifty or so "baptism is necessary for salvation" passages?
5. "Any baptized Christian can partake in communion." Well, uh, what about the Biblical passages saying that we need agreement, and the nearly 500 year Lutheran tradition of close-communion? Can a Lutheran, a Presbyterian, and a Catholic all take the same communion? When the Lutheran believes in the Real Presence because of Christ's promise, the Presbyterian believes the Body and Blood are merely symbolic, and the Catholic believes in Transubstantiation, but that unless you are a Catholic Priest with Papal Authority you can't physically transform the Eucharist into the Body and Blood of Christ, and thus, this communion isn't valid? Huh? I didn't think so.
6. "Oh, the Sacraments aren't means of Grace." Both Pastors said this. No explanation needed.
7. Oh, and my favorite: "Jesus didn't really say half of the things that are in the Bible" WHAT? At this point I raised my hand and asked "If Jesus didn't really say half of the things that are in the Bible, then why do we worship him as God, and come to Church to hear what he wrote?"
8. Her answer (the female Pastor), and our discussion: "It's okay. We don't believe in a literal Adam and Eve, yet we still believe Jesus is God." Hold on for a second. "If there wasn't a literal Adam and Eve, then they didn't consume the forbidden fruit. If they didn't consume the forbidden fruit, then there was no Fall from Grace. If there was no Fall, then (a) we should be immortal and still living in Eden, and (b) we would be reconciled to the Father and would never sin. If we never sinned, then why do we need reconciliation. If we don't need reconciliation and forgiveness from our sins, why do we need a savior? If we don't need a savior, why do I believe in Jesus?" Her answer . . . "Well Science has shown [ . . . ] and we really need to understand scripture and recognize that it applied back then, but not really in today's society."
This is why I love the LCMS. Because we believe in the slogan of the Reformation: Verbum Domini Manet in Aeternum, VDMA for short. In English, The Word of the Lord Endures Forever. I take great comfort in knowing that it is not my job to understand scripture, but rather my job to stand under scripture. As it was in the beginning, is now, and forever shall be. The inerrant and infallible Word of God.
9. "Gay marriage is perfectly acceptable in the eyes of God." Hm . . . "Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV. Or maybe this will jog your mind: "For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error." Romans 1:26-27 ESV. Or Leviticus 20:13 ESV: "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."
10. "Martin Luther said . . ." No, sorry, after all this, you don't have the right to say that. You want to know why? Here you go.
What Martin Luther would said about these ten teachings:
1. This wasn't a problem when Luther was around, though if he was here, he would probably burn the female pastor at the stake simply because she was a female pastor, and also because she taught the doctrines of pagan religions at the Altar of our Lord.
2. "We have here two persons, the Father, and the Son to whom the Father has given all that is subject to him. To "sit at the right hand of God" means to be over all God's creatures; he must therefore be God to whom is given all this. God has also commanded us not to worship strange gods." - 1522 Sermon
Or maybe: "God would thereby [with this little introduction] tenderly urge us to believe that He is our true Father, and that we are His true children, so that we may ask Him confidently with all assurance, as dear children ask their dear father." - Small Catechism
3. As he wrote in the Small Catechism, which is supposed to be taught to all Confirmands, and a "Lutheran" Pastor should definitely know: "What is the Sacrament of the Altar? It is the true body and blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, under the bread and wine, for us Christians to eat and to drink, instituted by Christ Himself."
4. "What does Baptism give or profit? It works forgiveness of sins, delivers from death and the devil, and gives eternal salvation to all who believe this, as the words and promises of God declare." - Small Catechism
5. "I have the commission and charge, as a preacher and a doctor, to see to it that no one is misled, so that I may give an account of it at the Last Judgment." According to Lutheran Theology, whoever takes communion in vain or incorrectly is greatly misled.
6. "If we define the sacraments as rites, which have the command of God and to which the promise of grace has been added, it is easy to determine what the sacraments are, properly speaking. For humanly instituted rites are not sacraments, properly speaking, because human beings do not have the authority to promise grace. Therefore signs instituted without the command of God are not sure signs of grace, even though they perhaps serve to teach or admonish the common folk." - Augsburg Confession
7. "Not only the words which the Holy Spirit and Scripture use are divine, but also the phrasing." or "In the article of the [Nicene] Creed which treats of the Holy Spirit we say, ''Who spake by the prophets.' Thus we ascribe the entire Holy Scripture to the Holy Spirit."
8. Same as number seven.
9. The homosexuality of the people of Sodom is "extraordinary, inasmuch as they departed from the natural passion and longing of the male for the female, which is implanted into nature by God, and desired what is altogether contrary to nature. Whence comes this perversity? Undoubtedly from Satan, who after people have once turned away from the fear of God, so powerfully suppresses nature that he blots out the natural desire and stirs up a desire that is contrary to nature."
10. Martin Luther disagreed with the vast majority of what you've been teaching. I'm sorry, but that kind of disqualifies you from using that phrase.
Anyways, after six weeks of attendance, I became a little exasperated. Not only, in my mind, was this congregation blatantly disregarding the Bible, but they also weren't following the Lutheran Confessions.
So what could I do? Well, it was then that I went online and tried to find a good Lutheran Church.
I sort of stumbled onto the Missouri Synod. And then I read the Wikipedia page. I agreed a lot more with the LCMS, I found, then with the ELCA. So I emailed the Pastor, and we met one afternoon. I told him all about my experiences, and a few months later, on October 27, 2013 (Reformation Sunday, no less), at the age of 17, I was Baptized and Confirmed in a congregation of the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod.
I've been there ever since, and oh, what a blessing it has been. I'm leaving for University in a few weeks, where I hope to major in Religious Studies, and then go to Concordia Seminary in St. Louis, after which, God willing, I'll become a Called and Ordained Pastor.
So that's the shortened version of my story. The LCMS is Confessional, Conservative, Biblically Sound, bigger than the Episcopal Church in America, and really a wonderful denomination.
Before I go, I just want to leave you with another Martin Luther Small Catechism quote which I think could help you with your journey in Lutheranism: "God's name is indeed holy in itself; but we pray in this petition that it may become holy among us also. How is this done? When the Word of God is taught in its truth and purity, and we as the children of God also lead holy lives in accordance with it. To this end help us, dear Father in heaven. But he that teaches and lives otherwise than God's Word teaches profanes the name of God among us. From this preserve us, Heavenly Father."
If you have any questions whatsoever, don't hesitate to contact me.
Pax Christi,
VDMA