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Here are some good ones to use on your friends.
You: "What's the difference between blue Gatorade and antifreeze?"
Friend: "I don't know."
You: "Well, that rules out (friend's name here) from getting the drinks."
You: "Why did the friends invite a mushroom to the party?"
Friend: "Why?"
You: "Because he was a fun guy!"
Wait a few second, then....
You: "Why did the police officer go to the party?"
Friend: "Why?"
You: "Because if somebody's inviting a mushroom to a party, you know they got into somethin' the shouldn't."
You: "Why did the monkey at the zoo fall over?"
Friend: "Why?"
You: "Because humans are cruel and... and... why did Harambe have to go that way? Why? Whyyyyy?!" *break down into uncontrollable sobbing*
You: "What's the difference between blue Gatorade and antifreeze?"
Friend: "I don't know."
You: "Well, that rules out (friend's name here) from getting the drinks."
You: "Why did the friends invite a mushroom to the party?"
Friend: "Why?"
You: "Because he was a fun guy!"
Wait a few second, then....
You: "Why did the police officer go to the party?"
Friend: "Why?"
You: "Because if somebody's inviting a mushroom to a party, you know they got into somethin' the shouldn't."
You: "Why did the monkey at the zoo fall over?"
Friend: "Why?"
You: "Because humans are cruel and... and... why did Harambe have to go that way? Why? Whyyyyy?!" *break down into uncontrollable sobbing*