joke

  1. BioHazardFan03

    Who's your favourite fantasy writer?

    J.R.R. Tolkien: The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings. C.S. Lewis: The Chronicles Of Narnia. J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter. Charles Robert Darwin: On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life, The Descent of Man, and Selection...
  2. Margot Lugo

    Truck Stop Cafe

    A trucker pulls into a cafe to grab some breakfast. Just as he was about to take a bite of his pancakes, three tough-looking bikers walk in. The meanest-looking one took the fork right out of the trucker's hand and began eating his breakfast. The trucker rose and walked out of the cafe...
  3. Margot Lugo

    Man Arrested for Measuring Squirrels In Local Park

    Yep, they got him for critter-sizing.
  4. G

    Identically evolved suitors, seeking the same mate, can only be chosen by emotion

    Hi there, So just looking at a hypothetical, here: if two identically evolved suitor seek the same mate, they can only be chosen on the basis of emotion. This means that a better emotional tenor for Evolution, will out evolved a less emotional one. Reconciling this, can only lead to a stronger...
  5. Alistair_Wonderland

    Totally not edgy jokes

    Here are some good ones to use on your friends. You: "What's the difference between blue Gatorade and antifreeze?" Friend: "I don't know." You: "Well, that rules out (friend's name here) from getting the drinks." You: "Why did the friends invite a mushroom to the party?" Friend: "Why?" You...
  6. Daniel Marsh

    dumb blonde jokes, what is the worst one you heard?

    A blonde is out shopping when she comes across something in the store she doesn't recognize. She grabs an associate and asks him, “What is this?” The associate looks at the product she's indicating and says, “That's a thermos.” “Oh,” the blonde says. After a pause she asks, “What's it for?”...
  7. G

    How fast does a schizophrenic, stop?

    Hi there, Lol
  8. G

    What starts in joy, and ends in pain?

    Hi there, *ouch*
  9. G

    What about the guillotine, is technological?

    Hi there, What is technological, about the guillotine? It's a neck-work. *sheesh*
  10. G

    Babylon cracks a joke: "Let me repeat, that"

    Har har, Babylon cracks a joke: "Let me repeat, that" The anti-Christ says "who me?" The false prophet says "no, not anyone" The Devil says "why?" And the god of the abyss says "why not now?" (its supposed to sound silly!)
  11. G

    No joke. The story of the man who waited for God, actually helped preach God's message

    Hi there, So for the sake of clarity I will tell you the joke: A city was overcome by flooding and the flooding continued to rise. A man in this city was devoted to God and stayed with his house, confident that God would rescue him. The floods continued to rise. A little while later a man in a...
  12. G

    There was a party

    There was a party and everyone was invited, but the theme of the party was heroes and villains. One of the people who received an invitation said "I don't know whether I will go as a villain or a hero? What should I do?" His friend answered "Jesus would crucify the villain and resurrect the...
  13. G

    "Am I funny because I am an elephant, or because I am in the room?" Said the elephant in the room

    An elephant was dressed up for circus in a certain tent of the troupe of tents set up for circus. Everyday the circus was on, he was dressed in this tent. He was pegged to the ground and had learned to just endure the preparations for the circus performance. One day, the peg was forgotten and...
  14. pantingdeer

    Christian jokes

    Hey girl, wanna come over to my house? Dont worry my parents are home.
  15. Neari

    Random Khmer Joke

    In Khmer, 'Je-seh' kinda means '(to go) by car' and it kinda sounds like 'Jesus'. And so there's this Khmer joke like: -"How do you get to Heaven?" -"Je-seh" Its a funny joke, mostly if you understand Khmer though! :p I feel like I should explain the joke, just in case? Because we get to...
  16. Rubiks

    Where do atheists get their morels?

    Do they get them from Wal-Mart, Kroger, Food Lion, or another place?
  17. EdyChristian28

    Coffee Shop Unanimous

    out of style but still keep the reference to Every peice of novelty and good is considered and specificly given the title. our youths fashion that ran the mill for 10 years of flavor was the perfect answer to being antisocial. Mustache, suspenders, and laugh if everyone else does, and say...