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Top Ten Orthodox Pick-Up Lines
10. Can I offer you a piece of antidoron?
9. What's your feast day?
8. Have you been in this parish long? My grandmother used to go here.
7. I know a little restaurant not far from here where they serve great falafel and hummus.
6. Is that Bishop Kallistos' latest you're reading?
5. I'm doing an informal survey -- if you had to choose a Greek, Serbian or Romanian potluck, which would you pick?
4. Is that your perfume I smell or the Paschal incense?
3. I couldn't help noticing how gracefully you do the poklan before the icons.
2. Would you like to come over to my place and see my new icon of Mary of Egypt?
1. I'm a seminarian due to graduate next spring.
This report was filed by Onion Dome rambling reporter Jan Bear.
Top Ten Orthodox Pick-Up Lines
10. Can I offer you a piece of antidoron?
9. What's your feast day?
8. Have you been in this parish long? My grandmother used to go here.
7. I know a little restaurant not far from here where they serve great falafel and hummus.
6. Is that Bishop Kallistos' latest you're reading?
5. I'm doing an informal survey -- if you had to choose a Greek, Serbian or Romanian potluck, which would you pick?
4. Is that your perfume I smell or the Paschal incense?
3. I couldn't help noticing how gracefully you do the poklan before the icons.
2. Would you like to come over to my place and see my new icon of Mary of Egypt?
1. I'm a seminarian due to graduate next spring.
This report was filed by Onion Dome rambling reporter Jan Bear.
