I know that the DNA evidence in the "Ossuaries of Jesus" program are not saying that they have Jesus' DNA, only that the DNA of various persons found in the tomb either do not match (the man and the woman) or do match (the son and the mother). My question is, "Did they look hard enough for Jesus original DNA?" and so we have:
Top Ten Possible Sources for Jesus DNA
10. A hair from the beard of Christ, part of the relic collection of the University of Wittenberg.
9. Dried serum found on an ancient Roman spear from a collection at a museum near Jerusalem.
8. A blood sample from a carpenters saw found in an archeological dig on the outskirts of the city of Nazareth.
7. Sputum on contact lens belonging to a man reputed to have once been blind.
6. Tear stains on a hanky found at a home in the town of Bethany.
5. The Sacramento, California, Vietnamese Catholic Martyrs Churchs outdoor statue of the Virgin Mary that is shedding tears of blood.
4. The contents of a communion set, found in the back seat of a 2002 Ford Focus in Albany, Minnesota.
3. A blood sample given by the 900 foot Jesus to the Medical Department of Oral Roberts University.
2. Dried saliva on the lip of the recently rediscovered Holy Grail.
And the number one possible source for Jesus DNA.
1. An ancient, extinct, glowing mosquito, found encased in amber at the top of Mount Meron.
Top Ten Possible Sources for Jesus DNA
10. A hair from the beard of Christ, part of the relic collection of the University of Wittenberg.
9. Dried serum found on an ancient Roman spear from a collection at a museum near Jerusalem.
8. A blood sample from a carpenters saw found in an archeological dig on the outskirts of the city of Nazareth.
7. Sputum on contact lens belonging to a man reputed to have once been blind.
6. Tear stains on a hanky found at a home in the town of Bethany.
5. The Sacramento, California, Vietnamese Catholic Martyrs Churchs outdoor statue of the Virgin Mary that is shedding tears of blood.
4. The contents of a communion set, found in the back seat of a 2002 Ford Focus in Albany, Minnesota.
3. A blood sample given by the 900 foot Jesus to the Medical Department of Oral Roberts University.
2. Dried saliva on the lip of the recently rediscovered Holy Grail.
And the number one possible source for Jesus DNA.
1. An ancient, extinct, glowing mosquito, found encased in amber at the top of Mount Meron.
