Top 10 Christian Pick-Up Lines!

[Clay]

TOP TEN CHRISTIAN PICK-UP LINES

10. "I just don't feel called to celibacy."

9. "Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal
friend of Billy
Graham?"

8. "I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look
like Michael W.
Smith."

7. "What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet
everyone with a
holy kiss'?"

6. "You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of
Mother Teresa." (DO
NOT get this confused!)

5. "You know, I'm really into relationship
evangelism."

4. "I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should
be submissive on
the first date."

3. "Before tonight, I never believed in
predestination..."

2. "Just looking at you makes me feel all
ecumenical."

1. "I hear there's going to be a love offering
tonight."

 

[ben thinking]

Dear Clay,

Im new here at KT. The first thing I see is your post.
Very funny! I wish I was single again just to use a couple of them. Ha Ha.

God bless you,

ben thinking

 

[ZoneChaos]

LOL

 

[ZoneChaos]

And.. Welcome to the KT ben

 

[crazyk]

:lol: those were the funniest things I've seen in a good while...:lol: Except I think that holy kiss one should've been closer to the top...:lol: :lol:

kevin

 

[DavidforHim]

"Excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belongs to me"

"You remind me of the Bible. You know how when Joshua prayed the sun would stand still. I wish the moon would so this night would last forever." - Knights tale