Tongue tied? Or cat got your tongue?

[heartofheaven]

Here try this to loosen it up a little...............TONGUE TWISTER'S!!!

How much web would a web browser browse, if a web browser could browse web?
Well?.......


Sherman shops at cheap chop suey shops.

Selfish sharks sell shut shellfish.

Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.

She sells Swiss sweets.

She sells sea shells by the seashore.

Sally sells sea shells by the seashore.

Six crisp snacks.

Stagecoach stops.

Strange strategic statistics.

No shipshape ships shop stocks shop-soiled shirts.

No shark shares swordfish steak.

Short folder.

Sister Susie sewing shirts for soldiers.

Six sick sheep.

Six shy shavers sheared six shy sheep.

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

A woman to her son did utter,
"Go my son, and shut the shutter."
"The shutter's shut," the son did utter,
"I cannot shut it any shutter."

Spark plug car park.

Such a shapeless sash!

Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter,
seized his knees and sneezed.

A skunk sat on a stump.
The stump thunk the skunk stunk.
The skunk thunk the stump stunk.

Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore,
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose.
Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling!
Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes?

If he slipped, should she slip?

Miss Smith dismisseth us.

I'm a sheet slitter. I slit sheets.
I am the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.

The swan swam over the sea. Swim swan swim.
The swan swam back again. Well swum, swan.

Synonym cinnamon.

Six thick thistle sticks.

Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends. See
owned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw. Now
See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar
saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar
seen See's saw before See saw Soar's seesaw,
then See's saw would not have sawed Soar's
seesaw. But See saw Soar's seesaw before
Soar saw See's saw so See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw. It was a shame to let See see Soar
so sore because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

 

[Grl4Christ987]

Gosh!!! That was great. My tongue is all tied up now!

 

[Hisgirl]

Good grief!

I'm still trying to learn how to say, "Credited it...." without it sounding like "creditededededed it.".....did you make all those up?

 

[heartofheaven]

FOUND ON WEBSITE FOR TONGUE TWISTERS...I GUESS IT DOESN'T LOOSEN YOUR TONGUE,HAS OPPOSITE AFFECT! SHOULD OF GOT THAT FROM IT SAYING 'TONGUE TWISTERS'..NOT TONGUE LOOSENERS!!! HAR,HAR

 

[Strong in Him]

I could never do tongue twisters. The only ones I know are -

She sells sea shells on the sea shore
The shells she sells are sea shells, I'm sure.
If she sells sea shells on the sea shore
then I'm sure she sells sea shore shells.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper corns.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper corns,
where's the peck of pickled pepper corns Peter Piper picked?

Red leather yellow leather.

I'd better stop there - my fingers are having a nervous breakdown.

 

[heartofheaven]

I could never do tongue twisters. The only ones I know are -

She sells sea shells on the sea shore
The shells she sells are sea shells, I'm sure.
If she sells sea shells on the sea shore
then I'm sure she sells sea shore shells.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper corns.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper corns,
where's the peck of pickled pepper corns Peter Piper picked?

Red leather yellow leather.

I'd better stop there - my fingers are having a nervous breakdown.

TOO FUNNY!!!!!

THE ONLY ONES I KNEW TOO, GROWING UP! 'CEPT THIS ONE ALSO...HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOOODCHUCK WOOD IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?..

THESE HURT!

 

[x Genuine For Christ x]

I like them toughies but I should get them one day.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Every baby llama has a mama cause I saw a baby llama with its mama.

But those are the only 2 I will post cuz the other ones are liable to end up in cuss words... not a good idea.

 

[x Genuine For Christ x]

Oh and this one:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[Hadron]

Esau Wood sawed wood.
Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw.
Esau's wood saw would saw wood!
One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood,
so Wood sought a wood saw that would.
Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no
wood saw Wood ever saw wood sawed wood.
So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood
as no wood saw Wood ever saw ever sawed.
Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood
saw saw wood as no wood saw
Wood ever saw would wood saw wood.

 

[NewSong]

Since we are all being so spiritual here, I thought I would add my two cents. I think I must be having too much fun here.

How much ground, could a ground hog grind, if a ground hog could grind ground?

 

[Svt4Him]

Toy boat.

Wow, an easy one to type, hard to say 5x quick.

 

[heartofheaven]

tired of heated discussions? I am,so I like to break it up a bit to just get something else to think on,then go back for more!!!! Lightens it somewhat.even if it does get aggravating to try to say!!

 

[heartofheaven]

Toy boat.

Wow, an easy one to type, hard to say 5x quick.

that is hard!!.kept coming up with "toe-but"!!!!

 

[SpiritPsalmist]

Sister Sue saw seashells
She saw seashells down by the shore
Sure she saw shells by the seashore
Seashells she saw there by the score

Then the old fave:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.​

Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

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Red lorry, yellow lorry.

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Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Finchy]

[Gets up from chair, walks over to cupboard, gets out a bottle of Windex, closes cupboard so cat won't sneek in, grabs paper towels from the top of counter, walks back to computer, trips over the cat, shakes fist at the cat, sprays monitor with the Windex, and wipes it clean.]

Personally, I'd call this thread "spring cleaning" for the computer after trying to say all these tongue twisters. Ha ha.