Today in Trump

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I guess we could send them a bill.

 

[USincognito]

Trump woos the African-American vote.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/19/politics/donald-trump-african-american-voters/

"You're living in poverty, your schools are no good, you have no jobs, 58% of your youth is unemployed -- what the hell do you have to lose?"​

 

[J Cord]

Trump woos the African-American vote.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/19/politics/donald-trump-african-american-voters/

"You're living in poverty, your schools are no good, you have no jobs, 58% of your youth is unemployed -- what the hell do you have to lose?"​

He just wanted to establish his bona fides. To show he not only has a deep understanding of their problems, but also that his solutions will be innovative and effective.

 

[Ajax 777]

Um...

 

[Ajax 777]

Nah.

 

[Picky Picky]

Oh that's great. Just what we needed in this election. Time travellers.

To be fair to Mr Trump ... no, hang on a minute while pull myself together ... to be fair to Mr Trump, the "doctor's letter" his campaign produced was under the letterhead of two doctors, father and son. The father, apparently, is no longer with us; the letter was from the son.

There are many oddities about the letter, but the suggestion that it was written by a spectral hand is, unfortunately, not one of them.

 

[[serious]]

To be fair to Mr Trump ... no, hang on a minute while pull myself together ... to be fair to Mr Trump, the "doctor's letter" his campaign produced was under the letterhead of two doctors, father and son. The father, apparently, is no longer with us; the letter was from the son.

There are many oddities about the letter, but the suggestion that it was written by a spectral hand is, unfortunately, not one of them.

It's easy to be fair to trump I find. His campaign is, to use a military term, a target rich environment.

 

[Vylo]

It's easy to be fair to trump I find. His campaign is, to use a military term, a target rich environment.

 

[essentialsaltes]

In one of the most important counties in swing state Colorado, Donald Trump is relying on 12-year-old Weston Imer, who runs the Jefferson County operation for the Trump campaign.

 

[cow451]

In one of the most important counties in swing state Colorado, Donald Trump is relying on 12-year-old Weston Imer, who runs the Jefferson County operation for the Trump campaign.

Might be the best member of the team.

 

[essentialsaltes]

"Trump nearly quintupled the monthly rent his presidential campaign pays for its headquarters at Trump Tower to $169,758 in July, when he was raising funds from donors, compared with March, when he was self-funding his campaign."

Well, if he's not buying tv time, or organizing a ground game, that money has to go somewhere!

 

[Oafman]

Researchers at the University of Oxford have conducted a study which found that Donald Trump has more psychopathic tendencies than Adolf Hitler!

 

[cow451]

Researchers at the University of Oxford have conducted a study which found that Donald Trump has more psychopathic tendencies than Adolf Hitler!

That's not fair. Trump wears better tailored suits and has prettier wives and girlfriends.

 

[Oafman]

That's not fair. Trump wears better tailored suits and has prettier wives and girlfriends.

True. But Hitler managed to only be married to Eva Braun for 2 days. Trump has never managed to make any of his marriages that short, though of course he has time for more attempts.

 

[Shiloh Raven]

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[[serious]]

Researchers at the University of Oxford have conducted a study which found that Donald Trump has more psychopathic tendencies than Adolf Hitler!

Godwin's law cuts both ways you know

 

[essentialsaltes]

Trump backs away from his earlier bold stance on immigration, declaring that he will follow in the vein of Obama, who has been doing a fine job.

“The first thing we’re gonna do, if and when I win, is we’re gonna get rid of all the bad ones. We have gang members, we have killers, we have a lot of bad people that have to get out of this country…they’re gonna be out of this country so fast your head will spin. We have existing laws that allow you to do that. As far as everybody else, we’re going to go through the process. What people don’t know is that Obama got tremendous numbers of people out of the country. Bush, the same thing. Lots of people were brought out of the country with the existing laws. Well, I’m going to do the same thing.”

 

[[serious]]

Don't worry, he was probably being sarcastic. But not too sarcastic. Just kidding, he was serious. Seriously kidding. But really, he meant it. As a joke. But also seriously ...

 

[J Cord]

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Another day, another Gish Gallop of Crazy, with a special emphasis on "Crazy".

 

[lesliedellow]

Trump backs away from his earlier bold stance on immigration, declaring that he will follow in the vein of Obama, who has been doing a fine job.

I have heard everything now. I wonder whether hypocrite forms any part of his vocabulary?