Time to laugh @ yourself - when flirting goes wrong...

[Eagle_Wings]

lol..yes, girls can lose their words too! Even if I wasn't a natural stutterer, I have a hard time coming up with things to say around people I don't know or if I am nervous. But you ask my family and they will tell you that I don't have an off button!

 

[goodgirl]

I have a funny one but it didn't happen to me... when my bro was in middle school he had a huge crush, and it took him forever to work up the nerve to call her. I knew she liked him too so I finally convinced him to call her one night. She answered, and he went totally into shock and stammered, "hey, I was just-- I just -- I um... WHAT'S OUR FRENCH HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT FOR TONIGHT?!" and she said, "um, I don't take French." he was so spazzed he just hung up on her. we still crack up over that one. the funny thing is, he grew up to be mr. smoove LOL.

 

[lilray]

This guy is the king of flirting bloopers. So far, nobody's topped him. (Click "Animation" and any of episodes 2-9.)

oh my gosh, dude.. that link is hilarious!!! LOL!!!!

 

[AveMaria]

This doesn't quite fall under flirting bloopers, but it's definately a related blooper.

I was at a coffeeshop one time with a friend, and he had a crush on the barista. He kept going on and on, in great detail, about how pretty she was, how nice she was, how lovely her hair was, what a great smile. Finally, one of the other people who worked there came over and said, "Uh, just so you know? We've been able to hear every single word you've said."

He was mortified and never set food in that coffee shop again.

 

[goodgirl]

"Uh, just so you know? We've been able to hear every single word you've said."
DOHH!!

 

[Fatolia]

Is that a bad thing?

 

[MrDude]

Here's one where I screwed up on flirting. I was walking through the mall, and this very attractive girl came up to me and tried to talk to me saying things like "Hey how are you, you don't have anybody to hang out with?" etc. etc.

Well, me, being the absolutly idiot that I am, just kept on walking. I answered the questions like "good, nope, have a good one" etc. I don't know why but it didn't cross my mind to stop and talk to her. 30 seconds later it clicked. "wait....she wanted to talk to me.....I'm retarded".

 

[chanis]

lol...check this out...I was out on a date with this extermely good looking guy when I was in college...I had a crush on him for sometime, so he finally asks me out on a date, I get ready and mind you I think I look really cute that night, so anyway we're off to the restuarnt and we park next to the curb...as I proceed to walk out the car and take a step I totally ate it...flat on my face, I was sooo emabrrassed...I thought I was so cool and here I come out of the car and totally fall...it was hilarious...at the time I was so emabarassed but we laughed it off...