things you'll never here in Heaven. (2)

[gerbilwoman]

I need to call customer service

 

[Jimmy P]

Are these on sale?

 

[TomCS]

I miss life on earth, it was so much fun down there......

 

[Jimmy P]

Where's my underwear?

 

[Moonrise Lu]

I wanna speak to your manager >:0

 

[brinny]

God doesn't mean what He says.

 

[brinny]

God? He's just a big ol' marshmallow of sentimentality. He doezn't cares if ya' takes Him seriously or not (fear Him) and He doezn't cares if'n ya' switches His Words around and makes dem null and void.....

Cuz He never meant what He sed from da gitgo.

 

[brinny]

God? Awwww he ain't no biggie.....

he jus' be'z dat senile ol' man sittin' over dere...we jus' letz 'im stay cuz we feels sorry fer 'im....

 

[Jimmy P]

Time to do laundry

 

[brinny]

God?! Is that YOU again?! Didn't i tell you to get back in dat corner and STAY there?

 

[Jimmy P]

Anybody got some spare change?

 

[gerbilwoman]

I can't find my keys!

 

[HotRhymez]

"I'm TOTALLY reporting you to the moderators!"

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

"Pass the salt."

 

[TomCS]

Hateful remarks made based on political ideology. (from either end of the political spectrum) Imagine a world without Fox News Channel or MSNBC. No more New York Post or Village Voice. Politics as blood sport won't exist anymore. In fact, I doubt that politics will exist at all in Heaven anymore. Christ will be the only King, and His Word will be law.

 

[LilLamb219]

"You were wrong."

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

"Has anyone seen my striped shirt?"

 

[Jimmy P]

We're outta toilet paper

 

[SeekerOfChrist94]

"Turn down the tv."

 

[Jimmy P]

Aww, my zipper broke...