things you'll never here in Heaven. (2)

[george]

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[Jimmy P]

My Stomach hurts

 

[WannaWitness]

"You're clapping on the wrong beat!"

 

[Jimmy P]

Stop hitting me

 

[WannaWitness]

"Sorry, my bad!"

 

[Jimmy P]

"Oooops"

 

[WannaWitness]

"I hope you didn't get offended."

 

[Jimmy P]

"Just spilled scalding hot water on my face"

 

[TomCS]

Buddy, can you spare a dime?

 

[Jimmy P]

"This is a stick-up!"

 

[RuthD]

I thought I farted.

 

[Jimmy P]

Things you WON'T hear in Heaven Ruth...

 

[brinny]

will SOMEBODY take da trash out?!

 

[Jimmy P]

"Ewww, maggots!"

 

[Susie~Q]

Sure is hot in here.

 

[Jimmy P]

"Do I know you?"

 

[gerbilwoman]

"I hate you"

 

[Jimmy P]

Cleanup on Aisle 3

 

[gerbilwoman]

I forgot about that

 

[Jimmy P]

Eww look, a roach...