okay you were going 1 over, that's a $300 ticket Lifeguard
W Wypadek Just call me Pad Mar 10, 2002 1,025 1 39 Take a left at the milky way and you'll run right ✟1,194.00 Faith Calvinist Marital Status In Relationship Politics US-Republican Jan 6, 2003 #301 Jan 6, 2003 Add bookmark #301 okay you were going 1 over, that's a $300 ticket Lifeguard ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Susan 退屈させた1 つ (bored one) Feb 16, 2002 9,292 124 40 El Cajon, California, USA Visit site ✟15,012.00 Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Single Politics US-Democrat Jan 6, 2003 #302 Jan 6, 2003 Add bookmark #302 Lifeguard: "This is such bad weather, I'm staying here in the station no matter what." Mother ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
A A Sheep Stop the suffering in Iraq Mar 10, 2002 3,492 1 ✟6,046.00 Jan 6, 2003 #303 Jan 6, 2003 Add bookmark #303 A mother: "No more Neilson chocolate milk!" Computer-virus technician ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
GraftMeIn The Masters Gardener May 15, 2002 3,954 5 Visit site ✟6,403.00 Jan 6, 2003 #304 Jan 6, 2003 Add bookmark #304 Computer-virus technician How many people did you have in your address book? and how soon can you call them? Tire salesman ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Computer-virus technician How many people did you have in your address book? and how soon can you call them? Tire salesman
A altya Servant of God Apr 28, 2002 8,077 269 South Africa Visit site ✟14,320.00 Faith Non-Denom Jan 6, 2003 #305 Jan 6, 2003 Add bookmark #305 You can buy these rethreads, but dont cry when you sit with a flat tire, its guaranteed Milkman ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
A A Sheep Stop the suffering in Iraq Mar 10, 2002 3,492 1 ✟6,046.00 Jan 6, 2003 #306 Jan 6, 2003 Add bookmark #306 Milkman: I've been jobless for two decades due to no more milk deliveries. Videogame publisher ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
waterwizard Senior Veteran Aug 13, 2002 2,193 1 67 Alabama ✟3,275.00 Faith Baptist Jan 7, 2003 #307 Jan 7, 2003 Add bookmark #307 Video Game Publisher: I think I'll try to merge a couple of classics -- Donkey Pong!!! Corporate Lawyer ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Video Game Publisher: I think I'll try to merge a couple of classics -- Donkey Pong!!! Corporate Lawyer
Z ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog' Jan 16, 2002 17,005 284 ✟38,767.00 Faith Christian Jan 7, 2003 #308 Jan 7, 2003 Add bookmark #308 There was a tiny problem with your tax return, but don't worry, you'll probably be done paying the penalties before you retire. Career counsellor. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
There was a tiny problem with your tax return, but don't worry, you'll probably be done paying the penalties before you retire. Career counsellor.
waterwizard Senior Veteran Aug 13, 2002 2,193 1 67 Alabama ✟3,275.00 Faith Baptist Jan 7, 2003 #309 Jan 7, 2003 Add bookmark #309 Career Counselor -- Hmmm....how does "kamikaze pilot" sound to you? Dog Trainer ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Z ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog' Jan 16, 2002 17,005 284 ✟38,767.00 Faith Christian Jan 7, 2003 #310 Jan 7, 2003 Add bookmark #310 Woof ruff grrr woof woof. Zookeeper. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
waterwizard Senior Veteran Aug 13, 2002 2,193 1 67 Alabama ✟3,275.00 Faith Baptist Jan 7, 2003 #311 Jan 7, 2003 Add bookmark #311 Zookeeper -- Any of you people know what an Anaconda looks like? If you run up on it, let me know! Air Traffic Controller ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Zookeeper -- Any of you people know what an Anaconda looks like? If you run up on it, let me know! Air Traffic Controller
GraftMeIn The Masters Gardener May 15, 2002 3,954 5 Visit site ✟6,403.00 Jan 7, 2003 #312 Jan 7, 2003 Add bookmark #312 Welcome to Crashcade Frightlines Window washer ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Z ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog' Jan 16, 2002 17,005 284 ✟38,767.00 Faith Christian Jan 7, 2003 #313 Jan 7, 2003 Add bookmark #313 Could you hold the ladder for me ma'am? Ammonia makes me a little dizzy. Golf pro ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Site Supporter Feb 4, 2002 34,289 26,772 WI ✟1,777,202.00 Faith Christian Marital Status Married Jan 8, 2003 #314 Jan 8, 2003 Add bookmark #314 As my golf partner you deserve to carry my clubs for me everywhere I go. Oprah Winfrey ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
daughter of the king dancer chick Sep 10, 2002 641 4 36 NZ Visit site ✟16,134.00 Faith Christian Jan 9, 2003 #315 Jan 9, 2003 Add bookmark #315 come on my show!!!!! SHUDDERS! teacher ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Q Quiet Storm Back in Shepherd's arms Aug 19, 2002 908 23 40 Howard University Visit site ✟1,269.00 Faith Christian Jan 9, 2003 #316 Jan 9, 2003 Add bookmark #316 I didn't make it all the way through fifth grade for nothing. Trash man ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
waterwizard Senior Veteran Aug 13, 2002 2,193 1 67 Alabama ✟3,275.00 Faith Baptist Jan 9, 2003 #317 Jan 9, 2003 Add bookmark #317 Trash man -- Uh, lady, what kind of insurance do you have on that car that USED to be parked beside the trash cans? Vaccuum cleaner salesman ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Trash man -- Uh, lady, what kind of insurance do you have on that car that USED to be parked beside the trash cans? Vaccuum cleaner salesman
J justGina Never Alone Apr 11, 2002 11 0 49 Visit site ✟130.00 Jan 9, 2003 #318 Jan 9, 2003 Add bookmark #318 Originally posted by lucypevensie And now, here's the list of all the women I saw last week walking around in evil blue jeans: Click to expand... Off topic, but that's hilarious! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Originally posted by lucypevensie And now, here's the list of all the women I saw last week walking around in evil blue jeans: Click to expand... Off topic, but that's hilarious!
S spirituality Well-Known Member Jul 22, 2002 669 93 ✟1,447.00 Faith Christian Jan 9, 2003 #319 Jan 9, 2003 Add bookmark #319 Vacuum cleaner salesmen: was that diamond always missing from your wedding wring? Pope ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Site Supporter Feb 4, 2002 34,289 26,772 WI ✟1,777,202.00 Faith Christian Marital Status Married Jan 9, 2003 #320 Jan 9, 2003 Add bookmark #320 I command you to bow and worship ME! lifeguard ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0