"I thought I'd try some origami this time. When your 'chute comes out, it should look like a giant swan. Still, I'm not sure it will even open, so, keep your fingers crossed!"
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Things you never want to hear
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"Hey you in the tuxedo! Do you have jumper cables? No? How about in you in the wedding dress?"
Xray technician
Xray technician
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OH MY GOSH! Look at all those white things! Those could be tumours! Or are they just bones? hmmm... I dunno. Well, your results will be ready in about a week. Have a nice week!
Neighbor kid
Neighbor kid
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Neighbor kid: Mister, my cat's missing. What's that smell coming from your basement?
Pharmacist
Pharmacist
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Well, Mrs Jones, it appears that we gave you 30 tablets of 300 milligrams instead of 300 tablets of 30 miligrams! Go ahead and take them anyway and will give you the right dosage next time.
Tree surgeon
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Tony Blair: Elizabeth? Who is this woman? She think she's queen or something?
Cruise Ship Captain
Cruise Ship Captain
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Cruise ship captain: "I'm fine, I only had a few drinks today, I can drive this ship, hiccup.
Scuba diver instructor
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here, take this stick into the water with you. in case you meet a shark you can fight him off.
furniture salesman
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We have the standard flavors like chocolate and vanilla, and several premium flavors, like "motor oil swirl" and "dead dog and pecans" and "gefilte fish." These are big sellers for us.
Next: Guy who just wrecked your car.
Next: Guy who just wrecked your car.
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"I don't know what this is, I found it in the back of the refrigerator. But I do remember the kids loved it when I served it to them the first time eight years ago."
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Thanks for calling us about this dead thing.....you know, it would look great in your front yard!
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