onecrazycowgirl
Riding for Him
my boss: Psst, I've got a secret for you, but don't say anything 'til after we go bankrupt, okies?
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Things you never want to hear
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Mother In Law -- (Introducing you to someone) And this is my daughter's first husband.....
Grocery Store Bag Boy
Grocery Store Bag Boy
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Kids selling lemonade at a curbside stand -- Do you like it? Joey squeezed the lemons himself, under his arm!!!!
Parking lot attendant
Parking lot attendant
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Parking lot attendant
"We're not repsonsible for the damage. It was on fire when you drove in."
Minister
"We're not repsonsible for the damage. It was on fire when you drove in."
Minister
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The old man next door... I left my teeth around here somewhere...last time I saw them I was looking in your pot of soup.
Dog trainer
Dog trainer
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Dog trainer
"I've owned 157 dogs in the last ten years, and they were all no good. I couldn't get them to listen to me."
Farmer
"I've owned 157 dogs in the last ten years, and they were all no good. I couldn't get them to listen to me."
Farmer
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gunsmith
"Be careful where you stand when you fire this gun, sometimes the bullet comes out the back instead of the front."
Jelly maker
"Be careful where you stand when you fire this gun, sometimes the bullet comes out the back instead of the front."
Jelly maker
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Ryder
Whatever was the deplorable word
- Jan 13, 2003
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- US-Republican
(sidenote- A Canadian manufactured rifle from WW1 era using a sort-of twist-bolt action mechanism was actually taken out of production for doin just that! the bolt would launch backwards occasionally when fired ..... some fatalities occurred, British and American models were quickly adapted in its place)
Jelly maker -"take a bite.... now here's what jelly is really made of"
taxi driver
Jelly maker -"take a bite.... now here's what jelly is really made of"
taxi driver
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"LOL!
security guard
"We have to strip search everyone who comes in here. Orders from the Department of Homeland Security. Now, after you gt your clothes off, go ahead and speak into the clown's mouth."
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Ryder
Whatever was the deplorable word
- Jan 13, 2003
- 5,395
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- Protestant
- Marital Status
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- US-Republican
LOL clowns....
Clown - "You owe me 756$ for the kids party, and $34.50c for my rubber nose"
"Huh"
"I lost my nose in your upstairs toilet, not liable for plumbing"
Busboy
Clown - "You owe me 756$ for the kids party, and $34.50c for my rubber nose"
"Huh"
"I lost my nose in your upstairs toilet, not liable for plumbing"
Busboy
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Busboy -- Hey, mister, did you see a retainer laying on this table earlier? I can't find mine.
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Graphics Designer
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