Things not to tell your boss (2)

[wunnerful]

ok boss, your just wasting space again......

 

[TheSensitive1]

How did your round of golf go?....ummmm the reason that I am asking is because there is a WOD of bird poop on your head...........WAIT......that is not poop that is your head.........ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Learning2Crawl]

Yes, I know what needs to be done around here. No, I'm not planning to do any of it.

 

[MeekOne]

Wrong again....wrong again....how can someone who gets paid so much money be so wrong.....the BIG cheese needs to lower your salary a tad.

 

[WalksWithChrist]

No, I will not clean my desk. If I do that, I'll find all those messages I never gave you!

 

[TheSensitive1]

COME ON MAN....LETS NOT BE A "TIGHT WOD" JUST GO TO DELL.COM AND GET A NEW COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Your wife called...AGAIN. Wanting to know where you were. I just told her that you were at lunch with your secretary. Well ya I know it's 3pm. How was I to know that lunch would take you two so long. Oh and your wife, she's coming here oh and look there she is...and boy does she look mad. C-ya!

 

[Love&Pain]

I feel spaced out, I think it was the marijuana I smoked before I came to work. (note: I don't do drugs.)

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Um like your boss called while you were out and told me to tell you that you are fired for being like out so much and like I can have your job!

 

[Love&Pain]

Boss: I called you yesterday because you were suppose to work

Employee: Yeah I got annoyed with all the times you called me so I turned my phone off

Boss: Why weren't you here?

Employee: I was tired because you work me like a dog.

 

[TheSensitive1]

Man you have got to stop sitting on the server!!!!

 

[rosemoss]

Shutup

 

[Love&Pain]

Boss: Can you clean up that mess?

Employee: Why don't you get your fat butt up and do it? All you do is give orders all day.

 

[TheSensitive1]

Ummm your golf partner is here....Ummm...where did you get him????

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Man you have got to stop sitting on the server!!!!

BWAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Faith In God]

Did you know that there are 578 places where the lines of the tiles in the frozen foods aile intersect?

 

[Inbox24]

What's a boss?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

I told you, I'm not letting you out this armlock till I get my payrise!!

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Everyone's lookin' at you weird cuz I just told 'em that you just photo copied your bum and posted it on the web.

 

[Hisbygrace]

Sorry but my dog ate that report you wanted