Things not to tell your boss (2)

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[SeekAnd]

Yeah, I really did suck today. Ill probably live to suck another day.

I said this one just last week.

 

[TheSensitive1]

I had a MAJOR cough attact..........I guess I could smell you MILES away....

 

[Learning2Crawl]

Your wife called; she's leaving you.

HR called; I got promoted.

I'm calling; you're fired.

 

[TheSensitive1]

Can't you read my sign:

"I do NOTHING UNTIL I want to do SOMETHING............

 

[White Horse]

"Hey, did you know your nickname around the office is Sponge Bob Poopy Pants?"

 

[WalksWithChrist]

"Hey, did you know your nickname around the office is Sponge Bob Poopy Pants?"

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

 

[MeekOne]

Work, did someone say work? Let's find them and wash out there mouth with the company handsoap.

 

[isaiah5213]

my last boss is in the trunk of my car... wanna see him??

 

[bluedragonfly73]

No that time isn't good for me..I can come in around 10am but then I take my break at 10:30 and wont be back till 11:30 then I take my lunch at 12:00 and wont be back till 3pm but then I'll need another break at 3:30 and I have to be gone at 4.

 

[Hisbygrace]

my last boss is in the trunk of my car... wanna see him??

HAhahaha, that was really funny.

 

[Faith In God]

Hey, you know what's funny? *Looks* Oh, you must know...

 

[WalksWithChrist]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow...

 

[wunnerful]

your back?? you mean you were gone??

 

[Learning2Crawl]

Didn't I see your name in the police blotter recently?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!!! You TALK!!

 

[Fullmetal-Alchemist]

YOU SUCK, I HATE YOU, AND YOU CAN'T COUNT! *walks away* *walks back* oh, AND I DEMAND A RAISE!

 

[MeekOne]

Okay...where did I put my SPF 90 boss repelent today....I know it is here somewhere...don't just sit there, help me find it, will ya!

 

[wunnerful]

*yells into boss's ear*

helloooooo anybody in there....

 

[ConstanceB]

Of COURSE it's booze! Now I can *hic* live down to the work level of everybody else here.