Things not to tell your boss (2)

Daisysqueaks · Aug 15, 2005

Boss:Where are those reports that I told you to take home to finish?

Employee:*Looks at boss and shrugs. "The Dog ate 'em."

country woman · Aug 15, 2005

I quit

WalksWithChrist · Aug 15, 2005

Can I have Friday off from now on? I always just hang around online anyway, so I though I could just have that day off.

wunnerful · Aug 15, 2005

oh yeah i done this plenty o' times

brinny · Aug 15, 2005

The CEO is on his way....by the way I forgot to tell you about that meeting with an important client yesterday....

goldenviolet · Aug 16, 2005

your wife was on the phone; i told her you han't been in today

TheSensitive1 · Aug 16, 2005

Sorry that I am 6 hours late............................. I had make sure that I had a lunch packed for my little stuffed animal. Had to sing to them and then NewLights stuffed animal has to go to the dr. to get a check up. Then I broke a nail so I had to pull myself together.....BOY was that depressing......

WELL here I am!!!......oh wait...I might as well go home seeing that i have an hour left in the day!

susan johnson · Aug 16, 2005

I can't work today as I have to go shopping

sc4s2cg · Aug 16, 2005

Who are you? :o

TheSensitive1 · Aug 16, 2005

It is the dog days of summer THEREFORE I can not work...i need to celebrate this happy occasion.

Hisbygrace · Aug 16, 2005

Have to take my dog to the Dentist!!

BeachBlonde · Aug 16, 2005

I'm laughing out loud @ that^
"I'll be right back,I left my shotgun loaded in my car"

TheSensitive1 · Aug 16, 2005

The computer ate my alarm clock....this is why I am late!

MeekOne · Aug 16, 2005

That report was due yesterday??? The receptionist told me we all had the day off...

ConstanceB · Aug 17, 2005

Read my lips: P.M.S.

WalksWithChrist · Aug 17, 2005

Does your face hurt? It's *killing* me...

TheSensitive1 · Aug 17, 2005

Okay I can NOT find that message from that client of yours.....hmmm........

OH I used it as a coaster...good luck reading it!

NewLight04 · Aug 17, 2005

Do you always tell people what to do?

ConstanceB · Aug 18, 2005

SSSHHH! I'm on hold! But if I'm the 13th caller . . . !

MeekOne · Aug 18, 2005

Leave me alone right now....man, I got more important things to do....I have to call Constance and congratulate her on being the 13th caller!

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