Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Hmmmmm.....Your jacket's a bit too roomy for me and smells......weird.

 

[Utah Knight]

why would someone like her *points to a pic of his wife* be with someone like you

 

[xygtfalcon]

When he walks into his office just leave and on his computer leave his tax files open

 

[Black_Ivy]

Sir, I have a confession to make: you know those holes and scratches you’ve been finding in the leather seats of your Porsche? Well, I thought it would a good gimmick for the company if we held cockfights in there. Jim, from the mail room, tells me there was a minor glitch last night, and the cops seized your car for evidence.

 

[neilius73]

Ive been spitting in your coffee since i started work here!

 

[IamAKingsKid]

is that really your pic on the americas most wanted list??

 

[brinny]

This is my 'quiet time'.....can you play that Ocean CD and close the door behind you as you leave?

Oh and hang that 'Do not disturb' sign on the knob, will ya'?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

I never said your wife's a donkey....I said she was a blind donkey!!!

 

[arborvita]

Well here is the deal... I won the Lotto and I bought the company and now I am your boss... oh and buy the way your demoted to janitor. I want you to check in with your new boss every hour on the hour of what you have been doing the hours in the past.

 

[White Horse]

You're a creep

 

[barb754]

Wow what is that smell???Did you eat garlic last night?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Is that you're after-shave or did you just trump?

 

[symphonyb]

I must bring my entire family to work with me because we live in a commune right now.

 

[ConstanceB]

You need that filing done TODAY? Okay, idiot, but let me remind you that p.m.s. REALLY messes with my brain . . .

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

I've just finished lunch with the CEO and guess what? I got your job!!!

 

[IamAKingsKid]

You look just like that ugly monster who lives under my bed, but you are much uglier

 

[shezshy]

take a chill pill...

 

[IamAKingsKid]

did your mother drop you in a vat of boiling oil when you were a child???

 

[BeachBlonde]

your teeth match your brown eyes

 

[BeachBlonde]

your teeth match your green eyes