Things not to tell your boss (2)

[isaiah5213]

uh, boss, you know those several transactions that came to well near 750 thousand dollars that came up missing??

well, uh, i found it...oopsie....

 

[isaiah5213]

boss, you know that money that was missing?? well, uh, i found it. yeah, yeah, i put it in your "misc" account that no one is supposed to have the password but you to. i do too, isn't that cool? ...

and, uh, i told YOUR boss it was there! all fixed! okey dokey?

 

[wunnerful]

the office party pictures are back.....i sent them to head office...

 

[Miracle Storm]

I was hungry so I ate your lunch, thats okay with you isn't it, oh and by the way I took your car out for a ride too, she can go fast, there is just a slight dent.

 

[wunnerful]

did you leave the safe open?

 

[Miracle Storm]

Your zipper has been down all day......I have been meaning to tell ya.

 

[linchen]

Did I ever tell you that you look
so old in your jeans and casual wear...?

 

[the truth]

Your fired.

 

[wunnerful]

Hey..... Mr pointy head !!!!!

 

[Black_Ivy]

I wasn't going to tell you--but, well, I felt sooooo sorry for you--anyway, I think you have head lice. You have been scratching your head all week. Don't get me wrong, its perfectly fine. In fact, I think its hilarious, and so does everyone else. You should hear what we say when you leave the room.

 

[wunnerful]

were you just pickin your nose

 

[IamAKingsKid]

i saw some fake vomit last nite and thought of you....

 

[wunnerful]

do you have eyes in the back of your head?.... cuz all the staff here say your 2-faced

 

[PorcelainHeart]

I'm leaving, because this job is boring.

 

[wunnerful]

*with feet on the desk*


"ya ya when i'm good and ready"

 

[JPPT1974]

That you are a sexist pig!

 

[isaiah5213]

hey there boss... look what i did!!! i put you on one of those sights, you know, on the internet we're not supposed to get on at work and i put one of those singles' ads up, w/your prfile on there... you should be gettin a few hits soon... oh look, there's one now... it looks like your boss....

 

[skipper]

bosses son: ya gotta sleep with the boss to keep your job
employee: I can't sleep with your mom Iam not gay

 

[nbiol]

guess what boss...it's opposite day so...you're fired

 

[xXxKristaxXx]

Man you gained alot of weight here lately.. You know i heard of somethin called Slim Fast, you should try it out