Things not to tell your boss (2)

[wunnerful]

"go tell it on the mountain" cuz i can't here you lalalalalalalalalala

 

[Liquid_Niki]

If you don't give me a raise, I'm not doing my work~

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

When you smile, you look like a bicycle-park

 

[wunnerful]

i have decided not to do that particular task any longer.

 

[Luv4Trolls]

(I work as a Wal-Mart cashier) "Look, it's not stealing cause I only ate half of that candy bar!"

 

[Luv4Trolls]

"Man! Was your mom your dad's sister, or what?!"

 

[OceanAngel]

Are you my father?

 

[wunnerful]

"a ray of sunshine you're not"

 

[OceanAngel]

So can I come naked on casual fridays?

 

[DawnTillery]

Leave me alone unless you have my check!

 

[wunnerful]

could you pay me in cash, i was looking at the business account.

 

[JPPT1974]

That you only treat yourself to vacations and keep the money and bonuses and not the poor employees.

 

[Petunia]

I want another job!

 

[Luv4Trolls]

Look, I know I've used up all of my sick days so you should know that I'm dead to day. But just for today, I'll be fine tomorrow."

 

[Luv4Trolls]

(Actually what a friend of mine said imitating my boss, who's an 18 year old girl) "I'm all powerful cause I'm having sex with my female manager!"

 

[Luv4Trolls]

Employee: Man was that trip here interesting! Ever drink a 40, smoke a blunt, then drive to work?

Boss: No

Employee: Then you need to come to one of my parties!

 

[wunnerful]

the police are here for you again.

 

[Liquid_Niki]

turn around so I can talk behind your back...

 

[wunnerful]

the IT said your desktop has more bugs than a full bag of maggots.

 

[isaiah5213]

Look, I know I've used up all of my sick days so you should know that I'm dead to day. But just for today, I'll be fine tomorrow."

actually that is way too close to an actual conversation i was in at a previous workplace years ago...it went like this...

"boss. i noticed that you didn't give me this day off that i asked for..."

"nope, i didn't. you don't have the senority, and you have already missed too many days this year. any further days will lead to a discplinary action."

"well, i have to have this day off you see... my grandmother is gonna die that day."

(of course) the boss says: "WHAT???"

"yeah. my grandma's been really sick... that's why i've been missing so much lately... the doc said she's gonna die on that day..."